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WishyWish
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WTF just no stop no just no
I can't even, god please help me, my insides
lol.. i saw the title.. who wrote it... (adds to read later and shares with my cafe group) let the pain begin!!! may the laughter never end
i don't even know where to begin other than: WTF did i just read?
I- what
I need to go to bed
This story is a lot like this song, as in every line is an innuendo lol
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Well, I hope everypony had a good time with this
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I'm hoping the 'who wrote it' part was a good reason to tell your group!
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You read something with Princess Luna's fanged pussy in it. I don't even know.
...well at least we know the sisters are in on it...and Spike MAY be getting his cherry popped by dear Twili...maybe, honestly at this point I'm just gunna take this...
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And this...
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And proceed to bang my head against the wall!!
HAVE A NICE NIGHT FOLKS!! EXPLOSION NOISE!!
YES!!
Don't be ridiculous - there's more than enough blame to go around.
I'm rather suprised the Archives don't have some kind of fire-suppression enchantment.
No capital she
I wonder what Twi would think of comics like Watchmen, V for Vendetta, or Locke & Key.
Catman??
*then
So, is the futa spell in the restricted section, or in Celestia's private library?
Dude, I'm about to choke on my own saliva over here, I'm laughing that hard. ... Also, I feel sorry for Luna's pussy, being brandished like that.
I shouldn't tell Twi that there are all kinds of cookbooks for this, should I?
Ok, hold on, I get the humorous misunderstanding, but then Twi's reaction seems a little, ah, way too serious for this.
Like, every other sentence can be chalked up to misunderstanding (deliberately, from Trollestia), but the way Twi reacts here implies she and Celestia actually were doing something erotic. Which doesn't match up to the rest of her reactions to Celestia's carefully phrased innuendo.
More wrong words have never been spoken.
Well great now by the end of the night Spike's going to end up getting Twilight pregnant
All thanks to those trickster princesses
Yeah! That's totally nuts!
By the way, how's Starlight doing?
Well, Spike, get that cock ready to make, Twilight's, pussy wet.
What sound will you make when my C O C K destroys your Pussyyyyyyy?
8152799 absolutely. we thoroughly enjoyed ourselves the first time. why would i not?
Just as enjoyable as the first story, but I have to ask, were you ill while writing this one as well?
8152825 I agree, this makes me rather suspicious of just what kind of mentoring program Twilight was under.
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Starlight has many pussies. And they all look exactly the same.
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I'm picturing either Hulk Hogan or The Rock saying that.
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I'm glad you and yours are enjoying it all, then
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I was not, which is why I think the first one rolled out of me better. But this was still fun!
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luna's best princess so i dont even care
Oh god, it's just more of exactly the same.
And I like it.
What the fuck, this is actually really good. Kind of the opposite of what I expected honestly, but I'm amazed. Keep up the hard work ;)
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Okay I have no idea what this story has to do with the Macho King, but I just pictured him reading it aloud and oh my god, you made my day
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Basically, yep! They say a joke is only funny three times though, so if there's another one of these, that will probably be it. Though really I think two might be just fine
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It's so hard, just like cocks. I'm glad you gave it a chance because I might have felt the same way if I was just coming across this story!
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Hey no problem man, you just keep doing you. You have a great grasp of how to write the characters and your command of prose is pretty decent, I enjoy your stuff.
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Glad to hear it!
Ok, I was laughing up until the ending where idiocy turns to actual bullying and if everybody but Twilight and Spike were in on it, that is cruel and unusual torture that will enact horrible consequences as a result of this complete misunderstanding. Unfortunately, this happened to me as well in my teen years because I just didn't get the lingo back then except my problem was in reverse of this situation where I attributed the slang to non dirty meanings instead of what they meant.
This is the dirtiest version of Who's On First I've ever seen.
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That's pretty much the idea!
Thess were the best two stories I've read in a while, and I'd love to see it round out as a trilogy with Twilight, having finally realised what everyone was actually talking about, making Celestia think she and Spike actually did it and are expecting.
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Actually? I already wrote a third part, but that's not what it's about, heh. I should publish it. I've been holding out to see if a certain commission was going to be published first is the only reason I haven't.
Glad you enjoyed them
I can almost believe the stories fit somewhere in between season season six episodes