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Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.


The streets of Ponyville are no longer safe. Constantly being bumped into, honked at, and yelled at by an elderly alien has driven the citizens into their homes. All he wants is Denny's, who or what that is no pony knows. Can Twilight and her friends stop this monster from destroying the quiet little town?

Not if his Korean war stories are to be believed...

Rated Teen for language. Proofread and Edited by FlutterPriest and Admiral Biscuit.

Chapters (8)
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I'm getting the feeling these jokes might get old quick! :moustache:

This hits closer to home than expected.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

I don't even know what to say anymore.

7292298 bad. Go sit in the corner.

Oh my.

This'll be... Something. I dunno what yet.

~Skeeter The Lurker

I didn't know My Little Dashie got a sequel.

“Breakfast at Denny’s?”

Pinkie nodded. “I think I remember there being a film like that.”

Twilight raised a brow, Pinkie shrugged. “As I recalled, I kinda liked it.”

goddamnit rob

Things are about to get good... :moustache:

I would watch the hell out of Breakfast at Denny's

Why are writing about Great uncle Earl? Is Equestria where he ended up after he wandered out the house? Dad said he'd gone back to Florida. I knew he was lying

Rob you magnificent fuccboi how dare you

Now we wait for something to trigger the Nam flashbacks from him. :pinkiecrazy:

Well that's the one thing they've got in common.

Switch the genders and forget her being a war verteran, and this would be my dearly departed Granny on my father's side of the family. *upvotes and favorites*

Pinkie giggled. “Oh Twilight, in the food business you always two kinds of customers.

Pinkie giggled. “Oh Twilight, in the food business you always have two kinds of customers.

The streets of Ponyville are no longer safe. Can Twilight and her friends save the town from this new menace?

Yeah, probably.

7292890 What? Have you never two kinds of customers ever? Try it sometime. It's a hoot!

Are you a fellow backwards reader, who is like i, and prefers to start from the end of books and read backwards a page at a time?

Huh? If you're talking about reading the note first, then the chapter, it's because the note is on the top of the page in this chapter.
If you're not, then no.

this is super rare for me but i am watching this story.

I wonder how the others are going to react to Earl.

I can picture Dash probably taking a liking to him if he tells her any of his war stories! :rainbowlaugh:

God damn it, Flutterpriest. What did you do this time?

Dear ROBCakeran53 I like your story very much and I know that you're still alive so please hurry up with the next chapter. Or please continue the story.:pinkiehappy:

Damn it now I want breakfast.

Okay. What?
I guess his attitude is the charm to someone, but to me it's off-putting.

Still, gave me a few chuckles.

Tracking this, I'm interested in seeing where it goes :twilightsmile:

We must have more of Earls adventures , so much this old man can do just thank of how he will berate them

7292557 The trolling is real with this.

Earl's pretty cute in that cranky old coot kind of way. I laughed a couple of times at his dialogue.

The prose is much too fast and loose for my tastes, though, and there're a bunch of typos that were missed.

This is the kind of old man I want to be when I grow wrinkly. A brutally honest bastard who is just straight forward and kind hearted.

Poor Pinkie, doesn't sound like she gets tipped enough. I know my family always busts my balls since I tip every waitress who smiles. Well all my family except my sister who worked as a waitress. I can tell she knows what I'm doing. I understand they don't have the best of jobs and have to deal with assholes so if they can give me a smile with my meal i am more than willing to leave a nice tip under my plate. The hard part is making sure the waitress is getting the til since alot of restaurants nowadays have some assholelish way of jipping tips from their proper recipients.
But at that point I just walk up to the waitress and hug her, discreetly slipping the tip into her pocket. :raritywink:

I'm glad this story's not dead, it's one that makes me smile the whole time I read it.

I'm reminded of Mr. Plinkett. He's got all the same sociopathic tendencies as this guy...

Twilight needs to hook up Earl with Granny Smith.

I love how he keeps being oblivious to all the magical pony stuff around him :rainbowlaugh:

Well, color me surprised, he does have a side that's not an asshole.

7993059 This absolutely needs to happen :rainbowlaugh:

home to a wide variety of ponies of both races

'Cause fuck bird ponies. They don't count.

So when is Earl gonna kill his wife Bambi?

Earl needs to buy a house in Ponyville so he can start yelling at all those young whippersnappers to get off his lawn.

A grumpy old war veteran winding up in Equestria by misstake, Heh, great idea.

Why do I think that Earl here took a wrong turn at Albuquerque?

Other than that, tracking, faving and thumbin' up for sheer quality and genious portrayed in it.

Earl’s got some hidden depth to him. I wonder how he’ll respond to the spontaneous musical numbers. Or getting swept up into one!

The story's alive!:pinkiegasp:


The story is developing further - I wonder what plans you got for this one?:moustache:

Can't wait for the next release!:pinkiehappy:

There needs to be more human in equestria stories with cars or some sort of technology

Heh this was good.
I am looking forward to him talking to granny smith and about the farm

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver
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