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"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

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Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria...

All Hell broke loose.

Meet Mister Officer, Awesome Police, who was pulled away from his 1970's Earth and thrust into the golden age of Equestria. Along with his deputy Sergeant Reckless, and a lack of any real law knowledge, the duo go around Canterlot dealing with crimes no other pony dares tackle.

These are their stories, their heroics, and their passion for fighting crime and punishing those who do wrong to others.

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Pre-read by Snakeskin Ducttape, and not properly edited by anyone, including me.

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 27 )
Wanderer D
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I was waiting for this

I didn’t edit this!

But I’m sure looking forward to reading it. :heart:

Pure beauty in written form, I love it!

Buckle up, boys.

This looks like one of the few HiE fics I could really see myself enjoying.

I'll do three.

the vein attempts

vain

Canterlot platou

plateau

began to drive of.

off
Still funny stuff.

Why? Why do you write this stuff? ...and why do I keep reading it?
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I'm gonna go drink heavily now and wait for the next chapter.

Found the theme song...

ROBCakeran53
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I sorta kinda got them. Might have missed one, but I'll find it later. Thanks!

-Soviets must dislike idea based upon absurdity. We must. Soviets' opinion is final, and cannot be changed.-

I've seen what happens when you're way too drunk. Is this what happens when you're not drunk enough?

Malaise era cars were sure something huh

Comment posted by Salty oranges in a house deleted Nov 17th, 2018

I still haven’t edited this!

EDIT: and now I have.

Reckless nodded her head enthusiastically. “Oh yes, Mister Officer is number one okay! Reckless also good, just not number one. Mister Officer say at least top forty. Kay See Kaysom would be prouds. Big goodly where from.”

Casey Kasem would be proud. :heart:

I’m baffled and confused and want more.

Also, Reckless is adorable.

ROBCakeran53
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WELL HURRY UP THEN!

Shouldn't police officers from our world have more realistic names?

I know that song! It's by The Beach Boys!

Thank you for another wonderfully ridiculous chapter! This guy is about as much fun to read as Johnny Bravo is to watch!

Thanks ROB. Now touch my peepee

“There must sometimes be sacrifices in the name of Justice, and the American way.”

“This is Equestria, Mister Officer,” Celestia retorted.

“Which means even more sacrifices,” he countered.

God bless Mister Officer /salute

This is amazing as always, Rob, lmfao, nicely done! :rainbowlaugh:

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