Transported here through mysterious means, a human finds himself trapped in Equestria, and trapped with all its inhabitants! Conscripted into the Ponyville school for the magically adept (despite being entirely inept) our displaced hero attempts to uncover his past, and how he came to be in Equestria, making enemies and new friends along the way! Join him as he stylishly smashes his way through those that would keep him down, with only a little purple mare and his human vigor to carry him to victory!
Chapters (9)
I fucking hope so! My dick stands at the ready!
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If there isn't, I'll riot.
7740039 Wait, you have a dick?
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Yeh. Wanna see? I'll show it to you if you do something nice for me...
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Woah lewd
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You've seen it, you know.
HOLY FUCK THIS WAS AMAZING
7740039 WHAT HAVE YOU GRACED ME WITH????
7740065 B-B-B-B-B-B-Butt you're a girl!
Chicks with dicks is muh fetish.
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shit got weird in the comments section
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It usually does. I'd blame the story, but it's too much fun, and I wouldn't defame it that way.
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The canine one, the feline one, the avian one, or the equine one?
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Canine is the size of my forearm. Only a real man can take its girth.
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Thanks for affirming my manliness.
Bitch I do what I want.
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especially when you show up
Can't wait to see what happens next keep up the good work update soon
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Any time bby
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I'd like to think that's a compliment.
Will it be for Gramophone too? I just got the most recent model.
Jesus died for our sins. And this is how you repay him.
Magnificent.
Funny.
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It needs no explanation.
It exists.
Give in.
Dafuq was that?
Only 38.16 percent of that made any sense!
This is really dumb and enjoyable. Please continue!
7740155 Especially when she SHOWS up
Satsuki Shimmer is bae.
ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWAH!
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it was
Okay, I expected stupid, but this surpassed even my expectations
It's the best kind of stupid, so you get a huge thumbs up. Oh and a horse butt. Have fun!
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I think we all know which pony should portray the role of Mako Mankanshoku.
I'll be keeping an eye on this, as everyone needs a little Kill la Kill in their life. But just to let you know, that picture is actually from a video parody based on the anime Gurren Lagann, not Kill la Kill.
This. . .
Isn't really all that different from Kill La Kill now that I think about it.
I'd watch it.
Wait, what's the point of Nudist Beach if ponies don't normally even wear clothes?
And instead of your music, I just listened to this while reading. It was fitting.
This story is top tier.
angst is the ultimate in power ups
What the fuck!
This makes even less sense than the last one!
The fuck was this?
The fuck was that?
The fuck did I just read?!
Eh fuck it... I'll stick around for the ride. This'll probably the least insane thing I've read on this website.
As he would say: Meh.
Still though, another fun chapter. You sure do have a knack for randomness.
There's no escape. Embrace the insanity.
I love this. This is the best thing.
Doesn't she always?
Is this a crossover of Kill la Kill?(no, I haven't read the story yet)
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No, not a crossover, no characters from Kill la Kill show up. Parody of Kill la Kill and other things bundled into one? Yes, very much so.
Thanks to everyone else who commented too, I'm only just now getting a chance to read all of them.
You have earned your 70th like friend!
i dont... what is.... what is this even from? and why do i like it so much?
7753589 Kill la Kill
Even non-otakus can enjoy it
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Oh would you look at the time, it seems to be hiiiiiigh nooooon.
Reading that at work led to an actual lol. Good job.
wut? you mean like this?
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Well. anime in text-form. That's what this was. I just realized that I ordered something from Amazon that will arrive tomorrow at a time when I'll probably still be working. On a street that has recently had several thefts, including my own lawnmower. I feel stupid now, and it's too late to cancel the orders. Believe me, I checked. This is completely irrelevant to the fic.
Hands-obsessed Lyra. No surprise there
So pitiful too. Poor thing. Now to know if she's in there against her will. Probably is.
Oh well, fight incoming!
So Trixie pretty much resorted to cheating to be able to even match Anon. Good going.
Sunset's awfully confident in herself if she wants to fight without magic. But then again, she did mention an awfully specific date. Something's fishy (horsy?).
She'll turn into her human form, won't she?
Also, for the final confrontation I imagine there being thunder and lightning, and Twilight of the Thunder God playing. Sure, it's not a song for everyone, but it's freakin' epic.
Oh my God, I've finally found something that can match Kill LA Kill in sheer randomness...
Dear Lord...
So Sunset lied. Big surprise. What will be the next lever of the blood transformation? Raiden from Revengeance?