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2000 · 2:24am

(Heck, while writing this, I went to 2001. Uh. Just imagine I have 2k for a second)

What do I even say?

In 2000, I was 8 years old.

Last January I hit One Thousand followers. I was shocked. Baffled. Confused. And Honored. For someone who considered stopping after his pastebin hit 5k reads, seeing where I am right now still feels... shocking.

With the amount of words that's under my belt, the number of stories, most around me say that this was something that was just a matter of time. Heck, Regidar said to me that I'd have 2000 followers eventually. And I didn't believe him. And he was right.

So, here I am. I suppose I should say some words.

This hobby has always been fun for me. It's always been about enjoying myself. Not taking things seriously. Making people laugh. And having a good time. The fact that I wrote about my favorite pony turning into my favorite snack food proves to me that over the 4 years I've been writing, nothing's changed. I'm still having fun. Just more people are around to enjoy it.

Still, I can't say I don't feel honored that 2000 people clicked that little button to Follow me, saw the number of shitposts I make, saw the number of blogs I make, and STILL decide to endure my bad puns. I doubt that I'll ever reach something like the "top 50 most followed" on the site. Hell, most people wouldn't put me in a top 50 best writers on this site, even if I did. But the fact that I can make everyone laugh, do this silly podcast thing, meet cool people and do cool things? Well, it's all I need.

So, thank you. Thank you to each and every one of you who followed me. I hope I can continue to make you laugh, cry, smile, brighten your day, guess your fetish, or whatever I decide to do for even longer. (Putting off Office Love not being on that list)

The last few times, I did really long extended lists to explain who I need to think, or do a retrospective on all the stories I've written. People have asked me if I have anything special for 2k followers.

To be honest. I have nothing. I genuinely didn't think this would happen.

So. Uh. Thank you. Maybe I'll do something separate that's a special celebration story? But right now? I'm just more taken aback than anything. Thank you.

Most importantly, if there is one single solitary person I could thank right now, take this special moment to really appreciate and genuinely give a shout out: It would have to be Anonpencil. Nobody else could kick my ass as hard to be a better writer, remind me that I need to write Office Love, challenge my thought processes, and teach me about the craft of writing on top of being the best girlfriend in the world :heart:. Without her, I don't think I would be this far. I don't think I would have ever gotten as far as I have in real writing either.

Just. Thank you guys. Really. I only wish I had more to give.

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Art! Thank You! <3



Office Love - Part 2 - ?% - Part 2 Chapter 2

Collab Project 1 w/ anonpencil - 5%

Collab Project 2 w/ Venates - 5%

Collab Project 3 w/ Enigmatic Otaku - 0%

The Ongoing Stories

  • Office Love Anonymous leaves Ponyville to pursue a quiet office job in Manehattan. While he finds the possibility of new love in his future, he finds that his past from Ponyville isn't willing to give him up so easily. by Flutterpriest 61,825 words · 5,913 views · 586 likes · 41 dislikes

Fan Favorites

  • One Night at Anon's Anon has a mare problem. A big mare problem. During the day, they treat him just fine. However, when night falls... that's where their inner desires rise to the surface and attempt to take Anon by force. A parody of Five Nights at Freddies the by Flutterpriest 23,038 words · 16,123 views · 1,029 likes · 57 dislikes
  • Something You'd Regret Anonymous is summoned by Princess Cadance during the Equestria Games. What he comes face to face with is a tearful, brokenhearted mare that needs someone to be there for her. by Flutterpriest 42,241 words · 16,322 views · 1,271 likes · 140 dislikes
  • Dash Tries to Win Your Heart You've had your eyes set on Applejack for a long time. Maybe your best friend Rainbow Dash can help you earn Applejack's heart. You wouldn't see why not. Besides, she's your best bro. Right? by Flutterpriest 27,731 words · 12,228 views · 1,378 likes · 60 dislikes
  • Dreamscape Luna challenges Anon to a battle of the minds. The Battlefield: His Dreams. by Flutterpriest 10,975 words · 12,847 views · 966 likes · 32 dislikes
  • Adopting Fluttershy Anon decides to adopt a filly and record his experience as a Dad in a journal to do something with his life in Equestria. Except, being a father is hard work and comes at a great personal sacrifice. This is his quest to become a good father. by Flutterpriest 53,250 words · 7,498 views · 694 likes · 81 dislikes

Stuff I'm Proud Of

  • A Rainy Day's Date Teen Cadance and Anonymous have been dating for almost a month now and they finally have a day to themselves. When the weather doesn't agree with their plans, they decide to do the best thing to do on a rainy day. Cuddle and take a Nap. by Flutterpriest 3,036 words · 6,143 views · 283 likes · 19 dislikes
  • Twilight Tries Not to Think Lists are a simple way to keep yourself productive. If the list is detailed enough, you don't have to even think. The movements become mechanical. Automatic. Which might just be exactly what she needs right now. by Flutterpriest 4,113 words · 2,834 views · 195 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Office Love Anonymous leaves Ponyville to pursue a quiet office job in Manehattan. While he finds the possibility of new love in his future, he finds that his past from Ponyville isn't willing to give him up so easily. by Flutterpriest 61,825 words · 5,913 views · 586 likes · 41 dislikes

Support These People

  • Moonie shorts [Filly Nightmare Moon] A series of short stories about a filly Nightmare Moon, nicknamed Moonie, and her father figure/guardian Anonymous the human. by Eighth 75,043 words · 8,200 views · 947 likes · 34 dislikes
  • Parallels Paul Werner—a Colonel in the German Army—was deposited in a world vastly different than the one he was forced to leave in 1943. To him, that's the best part. Unfortunately, parallels of his past world refuse to die. One of them, is named Aryanne. by Flammenwerfer 13,507 words · 3,783 views · 538 likes · 36 dislikes
  • When The Bough Breaks When tragedy strikes, everyone has a different way of reacting and dealing with their grief. But Cadance is all too aware that, as a princess, her duties must come before her own personal feelings of sadness. by anonpencil 9,622 words · 1,115 views · 68 likes · 5 dislikes

Latest Stories

  • T Princess Cheese-It

    Cadance wants to spice up the bedroom a bit. But it may be just a bit too cheesy for Shining.  · Flutterpriest
    2,010 words · 315 views  ·  49  ·  5 · sex

    You’ve always thought Twilight Sparkle was the hottest pony in Equestria. You just didn’t know how right you were…  · Flutterpriest
    2,212 words · 715 views  ·  88  ·  6
  • T Videotape

    Some pranks are funny, gentle, and become fond memories one day. This is not one of those pranks.  · Flutterpriest
    3,428 words · 512 views  ·  80  ·  5
  • T You Are Brutally Shut Down By Best Pony

    Professing your feelings is a moment of fragility. The way your crush responds is the difference between pure joy, mild disappointment, or soul crushing pain. These stories emphasize the latter of those three.  · Flutterpriest
    6,895 words · 1,875 views  ·  252  ·  27
  • T And Into The Trash It Goes

    Princess Cadance and Shining Armor have to have a very serious discussion about parenthood. Not all ponies are responsible enough to be a parent. So, the two sit down to have a serious discussion. Very Serious.  · Flutterpriest
    1,435 words · 1,525 views  ·  172  ·  65
  • T The Mare From Germaney

    Growing feelings for someone in text form is one thing, but what happens when you meet for the first time? Anon meets his long time penpal and crush from overseas, Aryanne  · Flutterpriest
    3,709 words · 6,638 views  ·  840  ·  80

Stories I've Narrated

  • E "I'll Take That One."

    While looking for the perfect student, Princess Luna finds Quizzical Greystone. This is the prequel to Quizzical.  · JMac
    3,006 words · 1,622 views  ·  178  ·  5
  • T The Dagger

    When Sweetie Belle kills someone... what is she to do?  · Dustchu
    1,570 words · 427 views  ·  32  ·  7 · sex
  • E Wanting A Friend

    Everyone wants at least one friend in their life but Marble just can't find one.  · Saberking2012
    1,202 words · 517 views  ·  37  ·  2
  • T Earth Ponies Are The Best Kissers

    Inspired by an unexpected experience, Prince Blueblood shares his knowledge on the matter.  · Lise Eclaire
    1,265 words · 520 views  ·  53  ·  4
  • T Three Wishes Or How Scootaloo Screwed Up

    Deep in the Everfree Forest, there lives a creature who is not quite fish but not quite pony. Legend has it that if you spot the creature and do not run in fright then it will grant you three wishes. Scootaloo finds it.  · Raichu
    2,043 words · 252 views  ·  21  ·  2
  • T A Visit From The Sisters

    Celestia and Luna spend Hearth's Warming Eve with Anon.  · Anon A Mous
    1,588 words · 4,855 views  ·  576  ·  15
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#293 · 1w, 3h ago · · ·


Fluttersenpai noticed me!

#292 · 1w, 8h ago · · ·


I'll probably have a glass of scotch and wonder what I've done to deserve this. Haha


I've been hearing of this game. I'll check it out!

#291 · 1w, 16h ago · · ·


I know you like undertale, check out night in the woods when you get a chance.

Edit: also I'm watching the rest of the podcasts these past few days.


#290 · 1w, 18h ago · · ·

Any plans for when you hit 2 000 followers?

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