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If I'm not writing pone, I'm drawing pone. If I'm not drawing pone, I'm writing pone. This is my life now. Pone.


It took many long years and far more defeats than he'd care to admit, but at last—at long last—victory was finally within the great Ahuizotl's reach. Absolutely nothing, not even that meddlesome Daring Do, would be able to stand in his way any longer. Yet even with his arch nemesis facing her inevitable demise and the ultimate power literally in his grasp, he can't shake the feeling that he's forgotten about something.

One tiny, crucial detail. Something very important. As in, 'could easily ruin his plans if not attended to' important.


Eh, maybe he just left the oven on again.

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Very Amusing! I loved it.

Mr.Schnitzel. :rainbowlaugh:


An entertaining read, have a well-earned Like.


Celestia obviously hasn't kept up with the times. The Galactic Armaments are too fabulous to be compared to plastic swords. No, the princess has apparently not heard of the greatest and most magnificent technological advancement in toy weaponry since two kids started beating each other with sticks:
Behold its glory and weep.

Was that a True Blood reference I spotted?


Oh, lawdy! Celestia would flip out if she discovered those things. I don't even want to imagine how she'd react after discovering the Torrential Cannons.


Warfare would never be the same...


Unfortunately, no. Just another happy coincidence that further reinforces my inability to think of anything original. Phooie.

...son of a Checkow gun...
I almost feel pity for poor Ahu... Aku... Ahiz... Schnitzel.

:moustache: Quite entertaining indeed author.

Schnitzel is now a person. Well he was always a person in Marzipan City, but now he is a person in Equestria too. Rahda radah.:moustache:

I loved that. It really puts Ahuizotl in his place. He goes for ultimate power and completely forgets about the two gods on earth (I think it implies the godhood of the princesses), while still saying that he's a demigod.:rainbowlaugh: His reaction was hilarious. Loved this story.



Ah, can you really blame him, though? It's like forgetting your keys. It's one of those little things that just sorta slips the mind until it's a smidgen too late. Next thing you know, you're locked out of your house or spending the night in jail, etc. The results can really vary.

Anyway, I'm glad you enjoyed it!

5219527 It was a great story. Thank you for writing it. :twilightsmile:

...I'm currently at a loss of words to express how I feel about this, but just know that that epic battle of squeaky goodness may very well be the greatest thing ever.:heart:

Given that the plot of "Daring Don't" would've had some kind of effect on the sun, I get the feeling that something similar would've happened there had Schnitzel Ahuizotl been successful.

In any case, a hilarious story. I quite liked how Luna wasn't even pretending to take it seriously. She saves her war face for actual threats.

Thank you for this. :twilightsmile:

:rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

Poor Ahuiz- I mean Schnitzel.

Dat sum high quality trainwreck.

Luna only waved a nonchalant hoof. “Oh, I would hardly worry about that. I think my sister can handle this. Though I must admit, I do feel rather bad.”
Daring only arched a confused eyebrow. “Why’s that?”
Luna chuckled an oddly sinister chuckle. “Oh, I just believe it’s a natural feeling one has when observing a massive train wreck.”

Okay this just made my night..... i think I came close to literally splitting my sides laughing too many times to count in this one. :rainbowlaugh:

The levels of life-completedness are overly complete. Thanks for the Schnitzel.

It would be interesting to see how things had gone if the Galactic Armaments had been real. Probably much the same.

Luna is the queen of the Playground!


It does, in fact, make a sort of sense as to why Schnitzel generally is allowed to go about his business... He doesn't even get on the Princess threat radar...!


Ha! He affectionately refers to it as 'Stealth Mode'. Flies so low on the radar, he may as well be catching the subway.

I loved the fact that a truly imposing crystal tower and legendary weapons of "Great and Terrible Power" :pinkiehappy: were the playground and toys of Tia and Lulu. This story really made my day! Thanks for giving us such a funny and wonderful story. :yay:

Oh my... that was quite lovely XD

Poor Twilight... I think her brain just noped out of there

What a beautiful resolution. Too many people write that princesses are weak and in danger. We need more stories like this, both in Fimfiction and in the TV show itself, that demonstrate why the Princesses rule.


Yep. This is definitely one of my favorite comments so far. Thank you for that.

Glad that you all enjoyed it!

Hilarious story, really enjoyed Schnitzel's decent into hell.

:facehoof: now excuse me while anthro Woona and I get nekkid and have sexy sword fights with those squeaky swords :rainbowlaugh:

what the fuck am I on tonight!?!?!?

Even more in fact, he would’ve kept laughing if he wasn’t cut off by a sudden need for breath that sent him into a coughing fit.

CURSE YOU LUNGS!!!!:flutterrage::rainbowlaugh:

Also is Tuesday like the weird day of the month for equestria? Because for me... Tuesdays are the weird days too...

...I haven't the slightest damned clue, but I'd like some so I can keep writing stuff like this.

EDIT: Oh, crap. This is featured? Really?


Really?! Awesome! Thank you so much, everyone!

Loved the story, though I was a tad disappointed that, after all the trainwreck metaphors, Discord didn't come along and literally hit Schnitzel with a train.

5222514 I dunno, but can I have some?

Squeak, squeak, squeakers, squeakity, squeak, squeaklez.

I thought that was Squirrel for "Have a new acorn"...

5222576 5222596 you guys can have some! :pinkiehappy: if only i knew what exactly it was :rainbowlaugh:

it was possibly playing Borderlands the Pre Sequel with my best friends and being complete lunatics when we're not fighting things :rainbowlaugh:

gawd i gotta play with them more often... gets me out of my boredom easily :rainbowlaugh:

Have a mustache.:moustache: Have some more.:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

Poor Ahuizotl, I hope Daring writes this out of the book.

Could those swords be used to talk to squirrels?


Cosmic deities go one better on that.


Also, let's review something important here.

This is a ring tower generally related to the Sun in MLP.


This is also a ring tower. They are generally related to babies, who play with them and tend to nom on the rings, cause it feels good when teething.


The near-invulnerable golden rings, ladies and gents were Alicorn Baby Celestia's Tower Of Teething Tot Toy.

Ahuizotl, Ahuizotl, Ahuizotl... I almost pity you, but getting so humiliated and dropped from archvillian to "naughty doggie" is too funny!

I read this during school. While people were taking a test. I laughed sooo hard.

I got in trouble.

I was worth it!


It's been way too long since I've read a story that made me laugh like this one. And after a rotten start to the day this perked me right up! Well deserved fav and like for you good sir! :heart:


It all makes sense now...

Well, I'm always more than glad to help brighten up someone's day. Thanks for reading!

I haven't laughed this hard of a one-shot fanfic in a long time! I thoroughly enjoyed that good sir! :moustache:

Poor Schnitzel XD... The next daring do book is going to be a best seller... Daring Do and the Rubber Swords

Twilight: "...I hate Tuesdays."

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