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Flint Sparks


I gosh darn did it.

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Rarity wakes up in Applejack's bed in Applejack's home, wearing Applejack's hat, and sleeping next to... Applejack. Which begs the question...

"What happened last night?"

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I'm dead. I am literally dead. A dead body is typing this. I'm dead and this story killed me.

4268475 What? :pinkiegasp: I wrote it for fun, just for pun. In no way do I claim that this is a work of art.

Aaaaaand that happened.

This was silly. I like silly. :pinkiehappy:

That was pretty much what I expected.

Well. It's cute and silly enough to get an upvote, anyway.

Dammit, Flint. There are no words. :rainbowlaugh:

It's pretty clear that you had lot of fun writing this :rainbowlaugh:
And I had a heck lot of fun reading it :raritywink:

Oh Flint:trixieshiftleft:you know how to make me laugh.

That was beautiful.

That was fun.

“Aw, shucks. Now my diamond’s turned into a ruby!”

…I might have to use that sometime.

I. But. Then they.....*walks away*

Well shit.... I wasn't expecting that.

4269023 I take it the joke wasn't appreciated? :fluttershysad:

4268914 <This, all of it. All of my this. Every last drop of my this. That is all.

~Grand Panda

You TROLLED ME!!!

That was silly, well done. :moustache:

I KNEW it wasn't sex from the very beginning, but DAT ENDING!

You have slain me, sir!

4269075
Nah, it's only mock disapproval.

I don't even :rainbowlaugh:

Saw it coming and I still laughed my butt off. Nice. :pinkiehappy:

Obvious, yet like all your stories fun as all hell!

AAAHHHH hahahaha, Well played. :rainbowlaugh:

Haha, I knew from the first bits of dialogue that it'd be a long slew of double entendres. You still got me at the end, though!
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I knew something was up, but you still had be going for a while there. Well done there, Flint.

So much hate. So much... anger! HATE. YOU. Loved the story, though.

I love "What hapened last night?" stories! And wouldn't you know it, it's coming from Flint. Today just keeps getting better and better!

4270303

How in the hay do we keep running into each other?

I started catching on right about when the "flop" was mentioned.

Spike's heartbroken.

Oh God. They're talking about a poker game, aren't they?

Oh my God, they are! They're are so talking about poker!

I mean, there is no way - no way - this is not about poker.

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I GODDAMMNED KNEEEEW IIIIIT! :flutterrage: :pinkiecrazy:

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I dunno? All of it?

....and then they had sex .....wow lol

I love it when a poker game escalates. A pair in the room, one flush and the other gave a straight. A wild card appears so the pair folds. It leaves so now the pair ups the ante. Aces all around!:pinkiecrazy:

But seriously, if they where having a poker slumber party how did they both end up in bed together?

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But seriously, if they where having a poker slumber party how did they both end up in bed together?

slumber party

You just answered your own question, mate. Also, not the first time they shared a bed at a sleepover.

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But I don't think they would want to share a bed, Rarity complains about it being "all wrong" (and not comfy, to witch she is not used to) and is obviously uncomfortable with.the fact that AJ won a bunch of times. So if she was going into bed after the poker match, with fake "no hurt feelings", the part further down the story wouldn't make sense... Unless, the ending joke patched up the beginning because they had sexxy tiems before they slept, and it was just never mentioned. Headcannon applied.
tl;dr
Rarity is jelly so sex.

4271435
Again, you just answered your own question. :rainbowlaugh:

4271445
...Touché, Flint. Touché. :trixieshiftleft:

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