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This story is a sequel to Twilight on Acid
Rarity snoops through Sweetie Belle's bags and discovers a bottle of cough syrup. She admonishes her sister about it, then promptly ignores her own advice and downs the whole thing.
After all, what could go wrong?
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I wonder what hallucinations Rarity is going to see
Amazing that Applejack and Rarity's ear drums did not explode
Rainbow Dash, you are a horrible honorary sister.
What is it with Rarity and demonic possession?
4162583
Demons tend to be proud little jerks. They prefer to wear only the fanciest meat suits. Thus, Rarity. She's, like, demon Prada. Or really fancy shoes, you know, the kind that make you feel pretty all over.
Pretty sure DXM comes of VGHS.
4162649 I had to look that up.
4162656 Look what up
4162660 VGHS and DXM to see what you were referring to.
but i do not remember any rules that say magic missile does no damage to inanimate objects, why would it? it is a bolt of energy fired as a projectile, so it should do at least very minor damage.
4163000 Magic Missile
I did my research.
i agree, just her mere existance makes me rethink most laws of physics.
4163016 sounds like a bit of a rules-lawyer approach to the spell, i am disappointed in Twilight for doing that, even if the rule book says that a spell works one way doesn't mean you should go along with it.
4165958 What can I say? Twilight is one for going by the book.
4166061 the book also says the dungeonmaster can overthrow any rule if it is detrimental to the game
4166108 But Twilight is totally a Rules Lawyer. Didn't you see Look Before You Sleep?
4166111 i am still dissapoint
The Mane 6 likes to do it kinky
4162656 Did a demon possessed Rarity?
4166219 If you look at the character tags, you'll see that a Sombra possessed Rarity.
4166221 The Mane 6 is in big trouble now
4166227 Oh yes they are.
4166240 Sombra is out for their blood now
This was the most awkward battle ever.
4168631 What made it awkward?
4168879
I didn't mean awkward as in the writing (writing was great), I meant awkward as in the fact that they were using sex toys as weapons. It would be very awkward to watch Big Mac get stabbed with dildos.
4168981 That's what I thought. At first I thought you meant the writing was awkward, but then I realized that I had Sombra weaponize sex toys, at which I began giggling madly, because nothing's ridiculous when you're writing it.
And indeed it would.
Question. Are ben-wa balls the balls on the string?
And I guess that's one way to shut Pinkie up.
4169175 Yes. Yes they are.
Oh man Rarity. Robo-tripping is like the antithesis of feeling good. People do it for bragging rights. People DXM in the same way that people rub spicy food on their NOPE, for the experience but not for the pleasure. Who's teaching you ponies about drugs? I mean, it is possible to DXM and experience great pleasure, for about an hour during the decidedly unpleasant 2-3 day long debilitating trip, but you have to know just the right dosage for your body weight, and going over will just leave you incoherent in that 1 hour window.
Not that I'm complaining. It'll be hilarious to see squiggletail trying to walk with all the coordination and poise of a clockwork marionette. She'd prefer weed I think, anxiety soothing (for most), mild increase in sensitivity to visuals and sounds, good creativity boost. Hm... what would be the best drug for each of the 6 I wonder?
Twilight: piracetam for purplesmart. She might actually like DXM just out of morbid fascination w/ her uncoordination and slo mo.
Rarity: weed, maybe psilocybin
Fluttershy: mescaline, tea
Pinkie pie: cocainenitrous oxide obv., maybe MDMA.
Applejack: alcohol, duh
and Dash with her LSD both satisfying her desires for ego death and self aggrandization.
Don't worry Rarity is having an out of body experience that's perfectly normal. Wait a minute, but who's in there while she's gone!
:trombone sounds:
4172219 I dunno, I rather enjoy the experience. Then again that would make me in the third that actually do.
Well it seems even evil tyrant ponies have friends. I wonder if it's Luna.
The same way one can accidentally a war.
4168993 Sex toys can be dangerous
I wonder who is helping Sombra?
So basically Sombra needs to keep Rarity high in order to stay in her body
4176207 Exactly
4176208 I knew it
What about all the cough medicine Twilight destroyed? Will we get to see her reaction to when pharmacy sends her the bill?
4179673 I like to think that she forwarded the bill to Celestia.
4179675 so would Celestia take that money from Twilights princesy treasury allowance? Twilight does need to learn a lesson about collateral damage after all.
4180115 She's learned that lesson many times over. These fund would be taken out of the "Twilight and her friends fuck up Ponyville" fund. And it'd be a lot fewer bits than usual.
4180714 I sense a sequel coming up
"“We have a Code Twi on our hands." Don't you mean code twiworm?
4183358 Haha. Nice catch.
But the girls would like to delete "Twiworm" from their memories forever, if possible.
This author is too perverted to be named.
Bring the guillotine. And the branding Iron.
When the army knows it's not going to win, it causes as much damage as possible.
It goes to eleven. That's one higher than ten.