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Majin Syeekoh


We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

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This story is a sequel to Rarity on DXM


Fluttershy has just been accepted at Transpicuous Pharmaceuticals as their newest Sales Representative. When she finds out who her partner is, though, she's a little apprehensive about her associate's character.

Chapters (12)
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Comments ( 83 )

I approve Please continue :rainbowlaugh:

Based on the concept alone....

Trixie and Fluttershy selling Ritalin :pinkiecrazy:

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

4183575 Oh, no. Look up Desoxyn on Google.

It's not meth. It helps people with ADHD.

4183624 It helps people with ADHD. Its not meth.

Orange Penumbra

That's totally not suspicious at all.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

4184234 You know what else isn't totally suspicious? Look up transpicuous in thesarus.com

ADHD isn't actually that big a problem. It tends to make people smarter. I actually am glad to have it.:derpytongue2:

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

4187315 You wouldn't guess it with the way they're overprescribed.

Comment posted by Brony God deleted Apr 7th, 2014

Drugs make you see things like screaming Claymation worms on the moon :pinkiecrazy:

“Explosions don’t get fans.”

Then explain why Michael Bay has a career.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

4209394 This isn't America. It's Equestria. Remember, Harmony and shit?

You called Fluttershy "Butterfly" at a few places.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

4212835 That's on purpose. That's Trixie's point of view.

I assume that My Little Unicorn Magic Is Believing is Equestria's version of Tommy Wiseau's The Room :pinkiecrazy:

4209425 Trixie is a drunk and Vinyl Scratch is a rapist :pinkiecrazy:

So the CMC are monotone zombies now :pinkiecrazy:

This is horrible.

4242472

Something is wrong in the world when Discord is the voice of reason.
Remeber what happened to Bart Simpson under the effects of Focusyn?:twilightoops::twilightoops:

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

4287877

Something is wrong in the world when Discord is the voice of reason.

Isn't it?

4291949 Not enitrely but I do understand how hard it is to accept change as I have minor aspergers myself.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

4291956 Ah, then thank you. It seems my research has paid off.

I love this story way too much. This is precisely the situation I'm in with my chronic headaches, except with less tongue-kissing.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

4291972 Explain. This sounds interesting.

4291993

You see, I've been prescribed fifty-something pills for my headaches, all claiming that they have the "permanent answer." Then, in some cases, I get side effects like indigestion. You know, if you take too many different pills like I did, it fries your stomach.

Wait...this could totally be a plotline. Someone could sue them for this or something. I just like the parody of the way these things work because this is a lot of the problem with medicine today.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

4292101 Ah. I see. You're harping on the underhanded tactics that Trixie uses to shill the drugs.

I can dig it. Sucks about your headache and your stomach, though. Sorry to hear about that.

4292211

I'm not harping on them. I'm merely laughing at them because that's basically exactly how it works in real life. I see it more like a satire.

And I even did a story about Shining Armor getting headaches because the changeling magic made me think of that.:facehoof:

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

4292225 Oh, my. I didn't realize how spot on I had hit that mark with my description of their job.

And I might like to read that story.

4292241

I did a forensics speech on the business of it back in high school, and from my research, a lot of it works this way. It's actually a pretty powerful satire in many ways.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

4292257 I just wikipedia'd it and applied a good dose of snake oil to the process. I didn't realize that they were that much like snake oil salesman. :rainbowlaugh:

4292299

May I display some evidence to provide some potential real-world research opportunities?

Also, the story I was mentioning before is called Gilded.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

4292319 Hmmm. Fascinating. I'll have to look into that sometime.

4287877
4288402 Indeed it is very strange that Discord The God Of Chaos is the voice of reason now :pinkiecrazy:

4292211 Nixie is going to be Luna's student? :pinkiecrazy:

So that explains Vinyl Scratch becoming a rapist :pinkiecrazy:

Well shit just hit the fan.

4306139

My thoughts exactly. Please tell me there's going to be a sequel.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

4307696 No, I'm ending the story on that note. What do you think?:derpytongue2:

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