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The Royal Guard is an elite force culled from the very best and brightest that Equestria has to offer.
Not convinced? Well neither are the fillies of Ponyville. Thus, the Guard has dispatched its finest troops to show Ponyville Elementary just how competent the Royal Guard can be!
Celestia help them all.
(Rated teen because this story is not mature in the slightest.)
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Flash Sentry is in this, eh? I'm just going to sit back and watch the angst after this statement.
Twilight Sparkle x Flash Sentry OTP
3814889 Shining Armor disagrees.
I'll be watching this story, seems very interesting.
That was hilarious!
More, please!
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Remind me to never, ever, leave a story accidentally set to "incomplete"
Aww... I really liked that story...
Maybe another one, similar to this one?
3815202 Lol
Still it was a great story though.
3815216 I usually crank out humorous oneshots between efforts on larger, more traditionally epic pieces. I would cite an example, but I recently deleted them all due to the fact I had too many to reliably continue any of them. But yes, I'll crank out another one when I'm in the mood.
3815248 Thanks! Honestly, I'm not sure where I'd take it from here without getting repetitive. I mean a running joke could be fun, but I don't think I could add anything meaningful to the idea.
Odds that two pissing-related fics would go up in the same day?
As good an exanation as any, though honestly I think there's plenty of material to be had from the premise "The Royal Guard are completely incompetent. Let's watch Flash and Shining fail at things."
Find it kind of odd how there's only one can at the Ponyville school house. Surely there'd have to be at least two, or you know, some urinals.
At this point, Flash should totally have used the opportunity to get Shining's "Approval"
This is so, so stupid.
But yeah, I would read a series about how absurdly dysfunctional the Guard is, per 3817005 .
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I'll add it to my project list. My previous comment can be the short description once I get around to it.
3820384 Sounds like I'll need to find a new asinine concept XD
3820455 If you want it you can keep it. I have something like 40 unfinished stories in my projects folder on Drive already. I'll only steal it if you don't do it.
...I pick up so many ideas that way.
Also I can apparently neither edit nor delete comments at the moment. They just come right back.
Edit - Looks like they fixed it.
3820504 Site is going nuts, don't sweat it.
Well that got real disgusting real quick. Still a good laugh though and nothing really dirty.
fucking brilliant
I pissed my pants reading this, appropriately
Sweet Celestia, this was awesome!
Lines, if your dignity was the price for this, it was a fair trade. I wish I had gotten around to reading it days ago.
I laughed way more than I should've at the phrase "in-flight outhouse".
Every once in awhile, I find a story so good, I must knock a story off my favorites list to stay under 5 favorites.
This is one of those stories.
Please tell me you are going to make more of this, Or else I will make more myself.
Surely one could use the sink
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I was expecting total protonic reversal.
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Only for their dignity.
Equestria's finest, everyone. Is anyone still surprised that the changelings made such short work of them?
I don't know how you get away with driving these stories right off the road in the middle of the trip, but it works every time. This is ATHF-level plot subversion.
Never cross the streams!!!
*trying to figure out why I find this so funny*
Also my theory is that since the population of Equestria is 80% female the bathrooms for male ponies have less toilets or something