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When you lose a tooth, you put it under your pillow. Then, in the dead of night while you slumber, the Tooth Fairy comes to take your tooth and gives you some money in exchange. This is a simple and harmless procedure.

...Or at least it's supposed to be. The Cutie Mark Crusaders don't know the meaning of "simple and harmless."

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Comments ( 11 )

I don't even know what I just read...
Great story though. :pinkiehappy:

You're brilliant! Add the "Comedy" tag!

“Okay, one, I’m gonna wanna hear the story of how you know anything about summoning magic,” Scootaloo said, concern painted across her face “And two, we’re after the Tooth Fairy, not an elder god,” she finished with a roll of her eyes.

Follow "face" with a full stop.

“How would the three of you like to help me today? ”

There's a weirdo space before the closing quotation mark.

I LOL multiple times. It was a very dry wit.

*Blink blink* i....yeah....:derpyderp1::derpyderp2:

This story is soooo full of sidefic material.:pinkiesmile:

What is this I don't even.

I'm a huge sucker for eldritch Pinkie fics. Making Sweetie Belle an oracle of the Elder Gods was unknowable icing on the gibbous cake. Wonderfully done. Thank you for it.

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