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How would Twilight Sparkle cope without her horn? What would Rarity do if her horn fell off? What if Fluttershy's wings fell off? Or Rainbow Dash's? What if Applejack's... legs fell off? All this and more in...


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oh lawdy, this one :D

Remember the butt-hurt about Pinkie and her magically removed head?

Rarity's solution is awesome beyond words.

Whatever it is you're smoking, never stop.

This is madness and I'm liking every second of it! :pinkiehappy:


#5 · Jan 8th, 2012 · · ·

You, sir, are a genius. And Fluttershy is baws. 'Nuff said.

I love this... so much. :rainbowlaugh:

This is kinda hilarious but i have a natural aversion to limbs and stuff popping off with ease and the main body still working so.... NO SLEEP FOR ME!

Love rarity and fluttershy's solutions though

Fluttershy was awesome. :yay:

This is my new favourite thing. I don't even care about the minor form errors. 5/5, for no other reason than I laughed for almost five minutes straight at the punchline.

"That's how it works. Nice clothes make everything better." That's exactly the moral I got from almost every Rarity part of the series. Her filly flashback in episode 23 basically told the audience, "YOU AREN'T PRETTY OR SUCCESSFUL UNLESS YOU HAVE GEMS AND LOOK GOOD, YOU UGLY LOSERS. REALITY CHECK, JEWELS ARE WHAT MATTER, FORGET PRODUCTION VALUE AND EFFORT WHEN MAKING A MUSICAL". :rainbowlaugh: I always thought that was the worst flashback ever because of that. Our kids just learned an important lesson from MLP, courtesy of Rarity. :raritystarry:

116730 Truly an incredible line. I concur. Do you concur? (EBF3 reference. . .)
Really though, Blueshift, your subtle irony and wit goes right to the brink of being unrealistic and crass, but manages to stay completely believable and in character :raritywink:. It all ends with us ROFLing because you use the actual flaws the characters have to troll the world of Equestria, and because they are flaws of the characters our brains can't deny any of it or call bullshit. Plus this shit's just really fucking funny. You have perfected an art, my friend. Huzzah! :twilightsmile:

:trollestia: Trollestia strikes again, but this time with help of her little sister. It was quite entertaining. :pinkiehappy:

Trolluna? Ohdearohdearohdear, Trollestia's training really pays off.


That's okay. It's a type of comedy called 'black comedy' which is popular in Britain but less so in America. If you read the story 'as real' then of course it isn't funny, but it's supposed to be read as an over the top, absurdist piece.

Reading this story caused my head fall off. Again. :trollestia:

Lol...what if a pony says 'What's up?' and they fall off...the world...onto the moon... :trixieshiftright:

123482 I thought part of the point of the series was that none of the main characters are perfect role models - like in real life, you have to balance it. Moderation!

Totally saw Part 4 as what it would be, long before Part 1 was over.
Oh, and safe he- no. Just. No.
That said, this was still pretty humorous.

:flutterrage: NEW RATTING SYSTEM. YOU GET A 0.1/10!!!!! I hate these kind of storys. A lot.:twilightangry2:

This was quirky and odd and just a little bit boring in some parts...but I'm glad I made it through to the end to see the splendid :trollestia: tweeeest!
.................... Also love how this has apparently happened before.

Remember fillies, magic is a wonderful thing but you need to be responsible when you do it. You should not use magic until you know you are ready and have found that special somepony. Also remember that MTD's can be incredibly dangerous and can result in anything from loss of your horn to death, so please practice magic responsibly, and make sure to use protection and practice safe hex. Let Rarity's and Twilight Sparkle's mistakes be a lesson to you.


Fluttershy's part and the epilogue were my favorites. :twilightsmile:

Fluttershy is best pony, as always.
Also, hats fix everything.
Also, the trollicorn sisters at it again!

Wonderfully absurd story, though not quite your best work. Although I am reading your stories in roughly reverse chronological order, so I think that means you're getting better. :rainbowderp:

I watched this story a long time ago, and suddenly I read it again, I still laughed a lot :rainbowlaugh:

Gawd I love Fluttershy's part xD:yay:

I would facepalm, but apperently that will cause my hands to fall off

Please never stop whatever drugs you are doing. Otherwise I fear others will get ahold of them and many will perish.

I laughed.


I did NOT see that ending coming, it cracked me right up!

Fluttershy was the best part! And I totally wasn't expecting that ending. :rainbowlaugh:

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I just reread this, and I don't even. :/

Oh my goodness, I started out just reading, then as it got more and more ridiculous I... :rainbowlaugh: By the the time pinkie... and aj st strapped her t to h her... :rainbowlaugh: The ending was... meh... but the rest SO made up for it!


Heh. I liked Fluttershy's reaction...

Re-reading this was a good idea. :rainbowlaugh:

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