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daOtterGuy


Open for Writing Commissions. I write gay romantic comedies with ponies now. Get off my back, MOM.

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Shining Armour is eating a sandwich.

Flash Sentry wants it.

Bird shenanigans ensue.


An entry in the A Thousand Words Contest under Comedy.

Preread by The Sleepless Beholder

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 22 )

11227166

I have bad influences/friends

Or rather I head canoned that pegasi have different wing types, then thought about what Flash Sentry would have for wings. I always say he's from Vanhoover, which lead me to decide he had seagull wings.

Then the joke formed.

Now this exists, and has defeated Element of Himbo as my dumbest fic.

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I'll be waiting to see what story you'll inevitably write that will top this one

seagulls are the rats of the skies

He will eat all of your fries

Seems to me there is a minor spelling error.

He will eat all of your friends.

Better.

Flash Sentry, brainless huge seagull.

Yeah it's a hilarious picture. Poor Shining, but some of the implications here are pretty dark.

I mean Velvet dating Pointdexter? Talk about poor life choices.

The face on Shining’s face could be best described as the one a son would have when they find out their best friend is dating their mom.

A face he was intmimately familiar with due to his exfriend Pointdexter.

What.

Also, this fic made me laugh so hard. Great job, have a kudos. And a like.

11227869
he fucked pointdexters mom

11227629
Actually I think the implication was that shining dated pointdexters mom. How'd he know HIS OWN face?

First there was a fic where it portrayed Flash a chicken, now we have him as a seagull. Can’t say whether or not this is an improvement, but it is hilarious nonetheless

11228104
There's a fic where Flash is a chicken? Would you mind linking? That sounds fun

11228049
Well, yeah, I gathered that...
But still, what.

11228390
I don’t know if it’s still here anymore. I remember it had something to do with the head cannon that Flash and Scootaloo were related, and that’s why they both act like chickens.

I love it :o) It’s perfectly silly 😜

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Well, I haven't ever seen Pointdexter's mom. Is she hot?

11227171

Or rather I head canoned that pegasi have different wing types, then thought about what Flash Sentry would have for wings. I always say he's from Vanhoover, which lead me to decide he had seagull wings.

You know, I could see griffons and pegasuseseses with identical wing types bonding over a shared commonality.
#SisterhoodOfSparows
#StorkBrotherhood

I suppose Shining was fortunate Sentry was a gull instead of a goose.

Noisy annoyance

*SQUAWK* Gimmie! Gimmie! *SQUAWK!* Gimmiegimmiegimmiegimmie! *SQUAWK* *SQUAWK*

versus

Feathered assault

*HONK* F:yay:k you, I am taking that! MINE!

This was a fun little farce. I like how you managed to incorporate Shining knowing Flash and thus getting confused by that specifically, and you got the bird behavior down.

Stealing sandwiches from the prince-commander is praxis.

Of course, then Flash finds out Twilight Velvet's been slipping ghost peppers into the sandwiches. If her son can handle that weapon of mass destruction he sired, he can handle a Luna-damned butter knife. (The timing may be off, but the point stands.)

Delightfully goofy story of entirely reasonable objections to budget cuts. Thank you for it and best of luck in the judging.

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