Shining Armour is eating a sandwich.
Flash Sentry wants it.
Bird shenanigans ensue.
An entry in the A Thousand Words Contest under Comedy.
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I have bad influences/friends
Or rather I head canoned that pegasi have different wing types, then thought about what Flash Sentry would have for wings. I always say he's from Vanhoover, which lead me to decide he had seagull wings.
Then the joke formed.
Now this exists, and has defeated Element of Himbo as my dumbest fic.
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I'll be waiting to see what story you'll inevitably write that will top this one
seagulls are the rats of the skies
Birb life
Seems to me there is a minor spelling error.
Better.
Flash Sentry, brainless huge seagull.
Yeah it's a hilarious picture. Poor Shining, but some of the implications here are pretty dark.
I mean Velvet dating Pointdexter? Talk about poor life choices.
meh
What.
Also, this fic made me laugh so hard. Great job, have a kudos. And a like.
11227869
he fucked pointdexters mom
11227629
Actually I think the implication was that shining dated pointdexters mom. How'd he know HIS OWN face?
First there was a fic where it portrayed Flash a chicken, now we have him as a seagull. Can’t say whether or not this is an improvement, but it is hilarious nonetheless
11228104
There's a fic where Flash is a chicken? Would you mind linking? That sounds fun
11228049
Well, yeah, I gathered that...
But still, what.
11228390
I don’t know if it’s still here anymore. I remember it had something to do with the head cannon that Flash and Scootaloo were related, and that’s why they both act like chickens.
11228484
you HAVEN'T? wow
I love it :o) It’s perfectly silly 😜
11228993
Well, I haven't ever seen Pointdexter's mom. Is she hot?
11227171
You know, I could see griffons and pegasuseseses with identical wing types bonding over a shared commonality.
#SisterhoodOfSparows
#StorkBrotherhood
I suppose Shining was fortunate Sentry was a gull instead of a goose.
Noisy annoyance
versus
Feathered assault
11229918
Yes
This was a fun little farce. I like how you managed to incorporate Shining knowing Flash and thus getting confused by that specifically, and you got the bird behavior down.
Stealing sandwiches from the prince-commander is praxis.
Of course, then Flash finds out Twilight Velvet's been slipping ghost peppers into the sandwiches. If her son can handle that weapon of mass destruction he sired, he can handle a Luna-damned butter knife. (The timing may be off, but the point stands.)
Delightfully goofy story of entirely reasonable objections to budget cuts. Thank you for it and best of luck in the judging.
i mean, it's Equestria! what're ya trying to do, applying logic like that?
pride goeth before the fall
ahaha aww, useless Shining Armor!
head empty, love it
i cannot at all picture this, but somehow i find the analogy very meaningful
ah, less an analogy than an anecdote! and dang, Shining, that is an awkward situation to put your friend in!
ahaha, the absurdity! love it
oof, a very upper middle class move on Shining's part
hehehe, of course!
there is something extra funny and ironic about this that it was even Shining's mom that made the sandwich for her adult son, ah, what a great way to reïnforce character themes!
hehehe, "general seagullery"
dangit you are so good at describing head empty characters
i would too, that is delightfully ridiculous
you know i would have thought that this was a clever trick played by Flash, but it is way better that in fact that was not at all what was going on!
ehehe, being a beefcake of a pegasus does pay off sometimes
hehe, nice clarification
oof, commentary!
this is just perfection, augh. i can just picture how annoying he would be to the two Princesses!
and yes, that is how you stick the landing on an ending!
this was supposed to merely be an absolutely delightful bit of absurd goofiness, yet it somehow manages to also ground all the silliness in a story about social hierarchies and protest by the lower ranks through unconventional means? all of it is just so great, i love it!
Hello! Have a review. This is the sort of fic that really does justify the [Random] tag. Utterly, utterly bonkers -- and yet Shining Armor grounds it enough for it to be a real story too. Nicely done. A definite like from me, and congrats on the Silver Medal.