Hitch has proven himself worthy of the himbo crown and one other position of power...
He's sure it will be fine.
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That caught me by surprise and left me gut busting with laughter. Decent exposure... hah.
Ah, this is hilarious. Truly a most worthy self-indulgent tongue-in-cheek comedy. Hitch the ever oblivious himbo, becomes the Himbo Princess. I mean really, was there ever going to be any other fate for him?
Well I can think of a few but they violate this story's rating by a substantial margin.
Anygay this is well worth a read and people ought to give it a good careful looksie, because there are all kinds of little quips like the one I quoted sprinkled all over the place. Fantastic stuff.
This made me giggle. Spinach puffs. I understood that reference!
Okay, this is the first fic in a long time to make me legitimately laugh out loud. Several times in fact. I love it.
Although how dare you write this and use Flash instead it the one true himbo of G4!
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I was actually going to make a reference to Shining being Flash's predecessor, but couldn't fit it in between all the ridiculousness.
Well now, this was properly ridiculous, kudos!
It's okay, Hitch. You don't want to actually be a Disney Princess.
There's that whole situation with their parents/family to contend with...
Plus their generally cursed life circumstances, though you seem like you'd be oblivious to them, so that would be more a problem for everyone around you...
And the whole dating scene for them; it's a mess, just go find your own Prince, you'll be much happier.
I would also bring up the whole problems with being owned by Disney, but the company responsible for you currently isn't that much better AND has a deal with them anyways, so that one might be a big harder to avoid even without being a Himbo Princess.
...also, poor bunny may need therapy.
i love this, very convenient
i love this, very himbo
hahaha, the perfect introduction!
noooooo this is too much reality-bending chaotic himbo energy
this is so good, there are so many layers here
that's fascinating, i had no idea himbo culture came with a cuisine! i have so much yet to learn
absolutely perfect
as is this
facts!
this really says a lot about Society, sadly
ah, love this bit of casual worldbuilding!
just a very witty, delightful piece overall! you really are the best at delivering the himbo
Awww. This was just disastrously cute.
To be honest, the whole Hitch has critter magnet thing screamed Disney to me - that meme about disney princesses attracting animals is hilarious.
I really love how Hitch's inner himbo is just so exposed and obvious - it's really nice reading these kinds of silly and cute stories that pop up now and then.
Read this story or suffer, it's too good not to read. After all, who doesn't want to read a story called "Element of Himbo"? Himbos for everyone!
Ya know, that's a good in universe explanation of why ponies rarely wear pants with their shirts and jackets.