It was a pleasant day in Ponyville when all of a sudden, a mysterious murderer popped up, and next thing you know, The Pinkie is Dead

Spike had disappeared from Ponyville as we know it after the Diamond Dog incident, and somehow ended up in the TF2 universe. Now watch as he returns to Equestria, and balances having 2 families with similar morals and different ideals. THIS is gonna get wierd.

Equestria, a place where every creature could come together and be the best of friends. A peaceful country that supported any culture that exists. Sadly, this country has quite a dilemma. Equestria has two rulers.

Princess Celestia and her sister princess Luna had inherited the country from their mother, but their mother had divided Equestria just so her daughters would bicker at each other for eternity.

With the intent of embarrassing the other and to conquer more land, the two sisters devised a plan. And that was to hire other people to do their dirty work. But that did not change anything, especially when a thousand years had passed, and with a new threat just around the corner. It's up to the mercs to save the day by doing what they do best.

Heavy weapons guy, or Heavy for short,he is a mercenary. Heavy has a gun, her name is Sasha. Normally this is all you need to know but this is a fanfiction of tf2 and mlp. Heavy's real name is Mikhail or Misha for short. He wakes up in a land of talking ponies after a long day killing robots, and defending Mann Co. Luckily, he still has his lunchbox (Sandvich Safe) and his precious sandvich inside.

There will be fistfights and robots, a lot of robots.

This is TF Foundries, proud producer of things great and small. We offer cutting edge tools and materials for your everyday needs, such as pans, bats, chainsaws, shotguns, rifles, explosives, high explosives, chaotic-explosives, and our best known product, hired guns.

Thank you for visiting TF Foundries. Today, we are happy to present to you some of the most powerful persons Equestria has to offer. Let us Meet the Team.

And once again: Welcome. Welcome to TF Foundries.

Notes:
1) TF Foundries should be enough to let you figure out what crossover it is.
2) This was supposed to be a Meet the Team parody, until I accidentally gave it a disjointed plot. Expect the interviews to start getting stranger and stranger.
3) Cookie to whoever gets where I ripped the last line of the Description from.
4) Thanks for Aziraphael, _Medicshy, Skeeter_The_Lurker and Appletank for looking this over
5) Ponies are Hasbro's and Faust's, and other disclaimer thingies. Team Fortress 2 is Valve's and other disclaimer thingies.
6) Sorry for the image quality. Going to the source will make it look much better.
7) This is a Team Fortress Crossover

Inspired by Waking Nightmares AU by KnightMysterio.https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7360739/1/Waking-Nightmares

Some of the mercenaries from Mann Co start finding themselves in a world dominated by colorful ponies. must admit it is a nice place, the ponies are a very welcome species but slowly the mercenaries start to realize there is a reason why they were brought here and why all of them are somehow connected to the element bearers.
an ancient darkness is gaining strength and if they and their new pony friends cannot stop it, then both their worlds are in grave danger.

Sniper writes a letter to the fictional character, Princess Celestia, after Scout dared him to for teasing him for watching My Little Pony. What Sniper didn't expect was to get a reply from said princess the next morning. Now Sniper has been hired by her as a undercover assassin. What will he do when he gets to Equestria. Will he even accept the job. Let find out, shall we?

Cover art made by ZeFrenchM on Deviantart

Team Fortress 2 owned by Valve
My Little Pony owned by Hasbro

A full-scale war is bound on Equestria. Luna is sure they won't win this time. Celestia has a plan. She's hired nine mercenary creatures called humans to fight for them. They have a good reputation. But maybe, they're a bit crazy. But even then, they will do anything to save a race of innocent ponies.

This story was written back when I was really into TF2 and current MLP canon kind of ruins this story. I could stick with story canon, but it will be a big writing pain to do, I'm not sure if this will ever continue.

This story is a sequel to A Story in %largenumber% Words

Don't worry, this guy actually listens to Smokey the Bear and doesn't start forest fires. However! The same can't be said for the people he sets on fire.

Anyways, please welcome the Pyro!

*Crickets*

*Guy coughing*

"I'm a force a nature!"

"You keep tellin' yerself that, lad."

"What are you talkin' about, ya Cyclops?"

"Nothin', nothin'... Just how ya can't hit the side of a bloody barn with that weapon a yours!"

"Wha- can so!"

"Aye, believe whatcha want, lassie. No-one else will."

Inspired by TF2 vs Overwatch, a random ass chapter from yellowtail, and my adventures of whacking a pocketed heavy to death with a stock bat.