Heavy weapons guy, or heavy, finds himself in a new world, one of magic and talking ponies. Heavy meets the main 6, and becomes especially close with Fluttershy. What will happen between them?
Heavy weapons guy, or Heavy for short,he is a mercenary. Heavy has a gun, her name is Sasha. Normally this is all you need to know but this is a fanfiction of tf2 and mlp. Heavy's real name is Mikhail or Misha for short. He wakes up in a land of talking ponies after a long day killing robots, and defending Mann Co. Luckily, he still has his lunchbox (Sandvich Safe) and his precious sandvich inside.
There will be fistfights and robots, a lot of robots.
It was a Regular Saturday afternoon, Fluttershy and Discord are having quite a fun time with their chaotic tea party, with furniture floating around the room. Until...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH" A voice could be heard in the distance.
Then discord said, "Do you hear something dear?"
"No I don't think so." Fluttershy responded
The scream grew louder and louder.
"Are you sure?" Discord said lowering his teacup
"I think I hear it now." Fluttershy replied as she did the same
The scream kept growing louder.
"Where is it coming from?" Discord started to seem worried
"I don't know, maybe-"
*CRASH*
Fluttershy was cut off mid sentence by some...Thing falling through the roof onto discord.
"Something doesn't feel right" The thing said as it rubbed it hand against its head.
"Well maybe if you didn't fall through the roof then-" *Crash*
Discord was cut off when a big hunk of metal fell on top of the thing which was still on discord. Which knocked both of them were out cold.
*Ka-thunk*
The chair and table flutter shy was sitting in fell onto the ground from discord's chaos magic was no longer working because he was knocked out.
"oh my..." Fluttershy trialed off in her words. She was scared, who wouldn't be, something fell through your roof onto your friend, then they were both knocked out by something else that fell from the sky.
She headed out to find her friends to see if they could help. After about an hour, she finally managed to get four of them. Pinkie pie was no where to be seen.
"A human." Twilight said curiously, "I next though a human would be able to be here."
"Whats a human?" Fluttershy said, "If you don't mind me asking."
"It is the thing right there" pointing to the human under the oddly shaped piece of metal. "Human exist on the other side of the mirror portal, but this one is different. The humans from the other world, tend to be more colorful. But how did it fall out of the sky"
"Is it alright?" Fluttershy asked
"I don't think so," Twilight remarked "normally they would transform into a pony upon arrival, but he is still human."
Applejack interrupted and said, "I reckon she means physically okay, he has a big hunk of metal on top of him and discord, Not to mention he fell out of the sky. Couldn't you use magic to move it off?"
"I could," Twilight responded, "But it may have a reaction to magic, like I said it doesn't look like the humans I am familiar with, he is a lot bigger and has less color then the humans from the other world."
"Then what is stopping us from moving it," Rainbow Dash responded, "We do have enough pony-power, and applejack brought the rope."
"I was about to get to that Rainbow," Replied twilight quite agitated, "we could move it, but its odd shape may make it hard to move."
"Darling why can't we just pick it up with magic on the parts away from them human?" Rarity asked as she lit up her horn and tried to pick up the metal from what appeared to be its handles. The thing didn't budge, she tried again, nothing happened.
"Okay never mind," Rarity said tiredly "it is heavier than it looks."
"Back to what i was saying," Twilight said "with the rope we could wrap the rope around it and pull it off of them."
So twilight used her magic to wrap the rope around the metal object, and then had i wrapped around her and her friends.
"Ready everypony?" Twilight asked
Then everypony present said some sort of yes.
"THEN PULL" Applejack said with a grunt.
*thunk*
The object was pull off the pile of unconscious bodies.
"We did it girls" Twilight replied joyfully
"but what about discord and him," Fluttershy asked"they are still out cold."
"They probably will be like that for a few hours," Scoffed Rainbow dash "you don't have to be an egg-head to figure that out."
"Then could we at least get them a bed to recover in" Fluttershy asked
Twilight lighted up her horn and moved the couch towards the pile.
"Okay lets see if we can get him onto the couch." Twilight said gesturing for them to try and move it.
After what what felt like an hour, the human was laying on the couch resting.
"Sasha, where are you" the human muttered.
"What was that?" Twilight asked
The human didn't respond.
"Eh, probably just sleep talking." Twilight answered her own question
Twilight lit up her horn and put discord onto the bed.
"So what about this thing?" Rainbow dash said pointing to the mental object
"I think we should move it, it is very heavy, might be a plow of some kind." Applejack said
"I was thinking about destroying it because it almost killed them" Rainbow dash said
"Yes it did knock the two of them out, but it landed on top of him." Twilight said, "So I assume it could be something that belongs to him, and it seems pretty expensive so don't destroy it."
"Darn it" Rainbow dash said as she wave a hoof in defeat.
"Could we take it back to mah place and open 'er up to see whats inside?" Applejack said
"No, I think it would be best to leave it here. Like I said, it could belong to him." Twilight said
"Darlings, I would love to stay and chit chat," Rarity said as she figured out that a lot more time had passed than they thought "but I have some chores that need to be done at the boutique,"
"I think the rest of us should leave to," Twilight said "Fluttershy does need to take care of her animals."
So the group of friends said their good byes, and headed home. While Fluttershy tried her best to watch over the two of them. It was about midnight before she fell asleep on a chair. She tried to stay awake as long as she could, but her tiredness overtook her. It was quite a restless sleep. The only thing she could dream of is finishing her tea party with Discord with her new friend.
The next morning, Fluttershy was awoken by the human waking up.
"Ugh, something doesn't feel right."The human said as he rose from the couch
Fluttershy responded with "are you alright mister?"
The human looked around "wheres is that voice coming from"
"Down here." Fluttershy said
The giant of a man looked down. At the yellow pegasus who was less than half his size.
"You are so TINY" the human said while crouching down to get closer to eyes level. "It is funny to me"
"Meany" Fluttershy said to the human.
"Yeah-yeah Heavy is told that a lot," He said as he was walking to the hunk of metal that fell on him. "oh my god" he said looking at its barrel "Who touched Sasha, okay, WHO TOUCH MY GUN."
"um... you were stuck under it and my friends and I had to get a rope to move it off you." Fluttershy more timidly than normal.
The human had an angry expression. He raised a fist preparing to strike.
"Please don't hurt me I am sorry, I din't know it was that important to you" Fluttershy said whimpering, she was almost about to cry.
The human lowered his fist and instead of punching the tiny horse, he placed his hand on her head.
"Heavy forgives you, just try not to touch Sasha without telling me first." the human said, as he picked up the now sobbing mess of a pony and rocked her to sleep in his massive arms. Soon the two of them were sleeping in each other's embrace on the couch.
Meanwhile somewhere in Ponyvile.
"Twitchy tail" Pinkie pie said "Something gonna fall"
"Your Pinkie sense are about a day late pinkie, something already fell from the sky." Rainbow dash said.
*NEWM* *Dink*
Rainbow's mouth hung open as a brown glass bottle fell from the sky. It managed to stay perfectly intact.
"I wonder what this is" Pinkie pie said as she picked up the bottle.
"I don't think you should drink that," Rainbow said, "It has three X-es on it, that is usually a bad sign."
"I wasn't going to drink it silly," Pinkie pie said with a small giggle, "I'm going to figure out what it is."
"How are you going to do that?" Twilight spoke up.
"Oh hey Twilight, Rainbow and I found this bottle that fell from the sky." Pinkie pie said, "and we are trying to figure out what it is."
"I am pretty sure it is an alcoholic beverage," Twilight stated, "In my trips to the human world three X-es on anything meant one of two things, either something had very high alcohol content, or something else that is Irreverent."
"Oh okay" Pinkie pie said before taking a small sip of the bottle.
"PINKIE PIE NO DON-" Twilight shouted, but it was to late pinkie pie has already passed out drunk.
"Great now what" Rainbow complained, "Pinkie pie is drunk and now there is a human that is living at Fluttershy's place, how could this week get any worse."
"Where is my scrumpy?" another human said.
"Another one" Rainbow complained, "Hey Twi, is it just me or is his skin darker than the other one."
"It is," Twilight responded, "But I guess it is another human thing, but he doesn't seem to be as tall as the other though."
"where are you my dear, precious, scrumpy." The human said as he staggered towards the group of ponies. "Scrumpy?" The human looked up at the bottle pinkie pie was holding. "My scrumpy!" The human ran towards the group and picked up the bottle, shaking the pink pony off it. "Ha."
"What just happened?" Rainbow asked
"apparently that bottle belonged to that human." Twilight replied.
"Talking ponies?" The human said as he looked at the bottle and the group of friends. "I need a drink" He said as he chugged the entirety of what was left in the bottle. Then a hole opened right below the human, "oh crap" the human said right before he fell in. "ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH" when the scream stopped, it was fallowed by an evil laugh. Then the hole closed like it had never been opened.
"What... What, huh, how?" twilight said trying to figure out what just happened "Rainbow did you see that."
"I think the only person that didn't see that is pinkie pie." Rainbow dash said as she gestured to the crowd around them.
Back to somewhere outside Fluttershy's cottage. Rarity was trotting up to the small cottage.
*Knock knock knock* Three small knocks on the door.
"Yes?" Discord asked in quieter tone than.
"Where is Fluttershy?" rarity asked "I was going to have her over for tea, but she never came."
"She is asleep," Discord said trying to keep her voice down.
"ASL-" Rarity was cut off when discord snapped removing her mouth.
"SHHH! Fluttershy is asleep, along with the human," Discord said, "So if You want you mouth back, promise to me you'll stay quiet."
Rarity gave a small nod. Discord snapped his finger, and Rarity could speak again.
"Come on in." Discord said, "But please keep your voice down." Discord gestured for rarity to come in.
"Alright darling," Rarity said keeping her voice down,"if you insist."
A few moments later, they were both in the cottage.
"So cute" Rarity said with a slight squeak in her voice.
"That's what I said." Discord replied
*grumble*
"Oh dear me," Rarity said, "I must be starving from coming all the way here."
"Rrgh" the human said waking up from his nap "sound like someone is hungry."
"Oh no," rarity said "Darling, I'm sorry if I awoke you,"
"No problem," The human said reaching down to his lunch box with his free hand. "Sandvich?" he said handing half of his sandwich to rarity, while the other half was still holding the sleeping pony.
"Hello tiny pony." the human said, looking down to fluttershy.
"Good afternoon mister." Fluttershy said.
"You know each one of you has a name. Right?" Discord said trying to keep the conversation going.
"You said you had friends, yes?" The human said, "Why don't you bring them here to introduce them to me?"
"oh," Fluttershy said timidly, "I'm not sure if I can do it."
"Oh yes you can Darling, I think it would be quite rude to fall asleep in someones arms not knowing there name." Rarity said.
After a bit of gentle persuasion from Rarity and Discord. Fluttershy and Rarity finally went to try and get the rest of the friends. They would have gotten the remaining four, but pinkie pie is still passed out drunk.
Twilight let out a small sigh. "She is passed out drunk," Twilight replied, "What did the other human call it. Scrumpy, was it?"
"Anyways," Rainbow interrupted, "I think the human is going to start talking."
"I am Heavy weapons guy" He said, "And this is my gun," He lifted his gun and put it on the table. "I like to shoot my gun. Is all you need to know." He said waving his hand dismissively.
Twilight raised a hoof.
"yes purple pony?" Heavy said
"Would you mind going in more detail about what you just said?" Twilight asked
Heavy tried to think of something to say. "No, heavy doesn't mind." He continued, "Let me start from the beginning. I am Heavy weapons guy, and this" he said as he picked up his gun, "Is my weapon, she weighs 150 kilogram and fires $200 custom tool cartridges at ten thousand round per minute. It costs Four hundred thousand dollars just to fire this gun for twelve seconds."
Twilight's and Discord's mouths hung open while everypony else was trying to figure out what a dollar is.
"Twilight," Fluttershy asked, "What is a dollar?"
"A dollar is a form of human world currency." Twilight said, "If my memory serves me correctly, roughly 12 bit equals a dollar."
Everypony did a slight calculation in their head. Which then they two joined Twilight and Discord in shock of how expensive his weapon is.
"But, how," Applejack asked, "How are you able to afford to shoot that thing?"
"She was given as a gift to me for becoming a mercenary." heavy said, "Being a mercenary pays well."
Then a gasp of shock enter the room.
"You are a mercenary?" Rainbow dash asked. "So awesome," rainbow said trying to keep her voice down.
"Ex-mercenary. I no longer kill people for money." Heavy said as a sigh of relief entered the room.
"But don't you have any family," Fluttershy asked, "oh what would they think,"
"Yes I have family." Heavy said "They would thank me for providing for them for several years."
"I have another question," Twilight asked
"Yes? purple pony"
"Could we know your real name?"
Heavy thought for a moment. Deciding on what to say.
"No." Heavy said, "You can just call me Heavy."
"Here let me try something" Discord said as he poked Heavy's head.
[Insert Brainwashing.exe]
{Attempt->Fail}
"Huh?" discord said as he poked Heavy's head again.
[Insert Brainwashing.exe]
{Attempt->Fail}
"Why is this not working?" He said poking Heavy's head multiple times.
"ENOUGH WIZARD." Heavy yelled. Then the giant of a man threw a punch and hit discord in his left cheek knocking him out. "Heavy hates this magic."
"Was it just me or did I see something like a red lightning come from his fist when he punched discord?" Fluttershy asked.
"I have no clue on what you are talking about." Twilight responded.
A few hours have past and each of the pony have introduce themselves. Rarity was the one who had to introduce discord, because he was out cold, again. By the end of the day Heavy had made enough sandwiches for everyone that was still awake. So when everyone let they knew each other better and had a full stomach to go along with it.
Now at twilight's castle.
"Spike write a letter to Celestia." Twilight said.
"On it" The little dragon said.
Dear princess Celestia,
From the meeting with the human earlier today. I have learned that He doesn't mind being called Heavy, or heavy weapons guy, but He won't tell us his full name. He seems to be around his Forties. He is also quite resistant or impervious to Discord's brain washing magic, He used it to get Heavy to try and tell us more about him.I think the reason why he won't tell us his real name is because it may bring back the memories of when he was a mercenary. Perhaps Princess Luna could enter his dreams and see if anything is wrong with him, because I know it won't be good for him if he has bottle up emotions that come from bad memories. Despite being an Ex-mercenary, he is very kind, and makes surprisingly good sandwiches.
From your Faithful student
Twilight Sparkle
"And, done." Spike said as he puffed the letter away to Celestia.
Later that night, Somewhere in the dream realm. Luna went into Heavy's dream. There was snow, barren trees, and a house made from cut down logs. Luna stayed tried her best to stay hidden to watch from a far. But just about were ever she was, she stuck out like a sore thumb. The clouds covered up the moon, so hiding there would do any good. But in the distance she could see a figure, it was in a coat, and it was standing upright. That something was in a fistfight with a bear. By the time the third punch was throw, the bear was dead and the figure couch down to pick up the bear.
"Come out," Heavy said, "Heavy will not crush you"
"How did you know I was here?" Luna said.
"I could see you, your coat and mane don't blend in well." He said, "Now, my turn to ask a question. This isn't the real world, is it?"
"No this is the dream realm."
"Heavy thought so, Bears don't usually die this fast."
"Well, I got to um..."
"No don't go yet, Heavy would like the company." He said gesturing for Luna to walk with him, "Come my friend."
"May I know your name?"
"you may call me Heavy."
"What are you going to do with the bear, now that it is dead?"
"Cook it, then eat it. I doubt you want any, not-so-tiny pony."
"I forgot to tell you my name, I am princess Luna, one who raises the moon and walks in dreams."
"Nice to meet you princess,"
"Don't you have any family?"
"Yes heavy has family. My turn, when you said you walled in dreams what does that mean?"
"I travel to ponies dreams, usually to counsel them, or remove nightmares."
"Why are you here then?"
"Special request."
Soon they arrived at the house.
"Girls. Mikhail is back." A small woman said when she opened the door
"Brother" The group of small girls said as they ran towards him.
"Girls" He said as he crouched down to give them all a hug.
"Is this your family?" Luna asked
"Yes, this is Mama." Heavy said removing his coat to reveal a younger version of himself, "These are my sisters, Yana, Bronislava, and Zhanna."
"Where is your father?"
"Dead," heavy replied moving the bear corpse to the table to be cut open. "He was a counter-revolutionary. He died in battle."
"Oh," Luna said sadly, "I am displeased to hear that. Though, there is something I need to ask."
"Yes." Heavy said as he was preparing the bear to be cooked.
"Why did you not want to mention your name to the group of ponies you met earlier?"
"I just didn't want to, I have been under the code name heavy weapons guy, or Heavy, for so long. It has become a second name for me"
"Thank you." Luna said, "Now I have other dreams in need of attending to. I hope we will meet again" Luna left heavy to finish making the bear for his family to eat.
Early the next morning, heavy woke up and started making breakfast. It was a simple breakfast, bacon and eggs. Despite the bacon and eggs being plant based, Heavy could tell the different from the real thing. After a while of making breakfast, Fluttershy woke up with a surprising amount of bed head.
"Good morning Fluttershy," Heavy said, "Would you like some coffee?"
"Yes please." Fluttershy said.
After enjoying their breakfast together. Fluttershy noticed how bad her bed head was.
"Would you mind if..." Fluttershy blushed, "If you brushed my mane? I usually have Discord do it, but he is not awake yet."
Heavy let out a small smile. "I wouldn't mind at all, Heavy has three little sisters. So I know a thing or two about brushing hair."
It has been several weeks from when Heavy arrived in Ponyville. He has become good friends with the mane six, especially Fluttershy. Despite knocking Discord out, twice now, they managed to become good friends, he let Heavy join them for their chaotic tea parties on Saturdays. What heavy normally does for a regular day is either working at sugar cube corner helping Pinkie Pie make and sell cakes, or tending to Fluttershy animals when Fluttershy is off on an adventure somewhere. But today was different, it didn't seem different at first, but it was different. Today started off with Fluttershy helping heavy read the news paper until.
*Flash-flash-flash*
"What is bright light?" Heavy asked while looking over to badge on his arm to see it glowing, "Why is my badge glowing"
"I think we might be needed somewhere," Fluttershy said as she looked at her flank, her cutie-mark was glowing to. "But this is your first time being called upon."
After a short time had passed they were all at Twilight's castle. Each of the mane six were sitting at their own mini thrown, while heavy just stood beside Fluttershy. The images of the six's cutie-marks and Heavy's badge circle around a kingdom far north.
"The crystal empire?" Twilight asked, "What could we possible need to do their,"
"Maybe we could being called early to prevent something from happening?" Rainbow dash inquired. "Maybe we could preventing the crystal heart from being stolen."
"I wonder why I'm involved." Heavy asked,
"Ah'm not sure," Applejack said, "If it was just another evil or friendship problem, the map would only call for two, maybe three of us."
"Anyways back to the thing at hoof," Twilight said, "We will leave by train the next morning. so make sure you pack everything needed."
The next morning, Heavy made a quick breakfast for both him and Fluttershy. As he packed his winter coat that rarity has made for him. After packing that, heavy had a special lunchbox made by pinkie pie to hold extra food. He stuffed it as full as it could be stuffed with sandwiches. Heavy would have hated himself if he forgot Sasha. Soon after the two of them met up with the other four at the train station, only about 10 minutes before it had arrived.
The group of friends were on the train for a few hours. After a while, a pony came by asking if they wanted anything to drink, heavy and Fluttershy both got coffees while the rest of the friends were either already asleep, or asked for water or apple cider. You already know who asked for apple cider.
When the group from finally made it to the Crystal empire, the group for friends met in the castle there. There was a small reunion of siblings and close friends which shared hugs. then shining armor notice heavy weapons guy, then he asked twilight.
"What is that thing?" Shining Armor asked trying no to offend the human.
"He is a human." Twilight said, "He goes by the name Heavy. Though I have heard Luna all him Mikhail when they meet with each other."
"I am heavy weapons guy" Heavy said, "I am good friends with these ponies."
"Well it is nice to meet you Mr. Heavy." Princess Cadence said. "I am Princess Cadence, and this is my husband Shining armor."
"Wait," Shining armor said, "If we're both here, who watching flurry heart."
The next thing they knew a small white alicorn can flying through the room. Firing tiny lasers, she was at the age where she started to learn to control her magic, but not well. Heavy let out a small sigh and a slight smile. He casually raised his hand and caught the tiny alicorn. He cradled it in his hands as he sang a lullaby that he sung to his sisters to put her to sleep.
"Here," Heavy said, "Have your tiny baby."
Shining armor and Cadence stared in shock from how quickly he put flurry to sleep.
"How.. did.." Shining asked stunned by the performance.
"Heavy had three baby sisters." Heavy said, "I know about being a dad."
"But.." Cadence said when she took the baby. "Sisters.. fathers.." She was thinking in the literal sense, she was thinking about how that relationship between a mother and son would be.
"What he mean is." Fluttershy said, "his father wasn't home much, so he had to be the father-figure."
Now understanding they let out a nod.
"So Heavy," Shining armor asked, "Where are you from."
"Russia." He said, as he stared to unpack his large lunchbox. "It somewhere in the human world."
"Did you have any friends from there?" Cadence asked.
"Yes," Heavy said. "Sandvich?" He asked while handing them two halves of a sandwich.
"wow these are pretty good." Shining armor said after he took a bite, "How did you make these."
"Secret Family Recipe," Heavy said as he looked out the window, "Whats that" He said as he pointed to black smoke outside.
"Oh no," Cadence said, "He's back."
Heavy knew by the sound of her voice that this person, or pony, wasn't good.
"Who?" Heavy asked.
"King Sombra," twilight said, "We left the Elements back home. Our only hope is the crystal heart."
"Fluttershy," Heavy said to her, "Please keep your friends safe." Heavy said as he strode out the door with Sasha in his hand.
"Get the crystal heart" Fluttershy said, "Heavy went off to slow him down."
Heavy marched his way down to the pathway which Sombra was walking. He put Sasha on his back for easier transport. As he moved in closer he thought he noticed something in the fog that was still outside the barrier. Soon they weren't to far away from each other, standing about 10 paces away.
"Whats this," Sombra snorted, "Did they send a hairless monkey to stop me."
Heavy said something that was muffled under his breath. He started to move towards the king.
"My my." He said, "It was quite bold for the princess not to bring the elements with her."
Heavy growled, as he continued to move only stopping while they were practically withing punching range. Heavy lowered his hand and grabbed the evil unicorns face, blinding him. Sombra was being held off the ground by his head.
"UNHAND ME YO-" Sombra was interrupted with a massive punch to his stomach.
"NEVER." Heavy threw another punch at his stomach. "EVER." Another one struck. "HURT MY FRIENDS." The finally punch glowed red and had lighting particles. That final punch seemed to impale him. Sombra let out a gasp from pain as he popped backing his horn, which fell to ground.
"You are dead" Heavy said as he picked up the horn left from the somewhat dead king, "not big surprise."
After a few moments the fog cleared up and Heavy saw something that he hated. Robots, there were hundreds if not thousands of robots surrounding the Crystal empire. He turned and walked towards the castle. Grasping the horn tightly just in case something would happen.
"Heavy," Fluttershy exclaimed, "are you alright?"
"Yes," Heavy said opening his grasp on the horn to show everypony. "What are we going to do now?"
"We could destroy it," Rainbow said, "He can regenerate from just his horn."
"But their still problem." Heavy said as he pointed out the window, "Robots."
"This can't be good." Twilight said
"Because it ain't" A voice said coming from a back room
"Who was that." Shining armor said readying a magic blast.
"Calm down pardner." He said, "I am here to help."
"Engineer!" Heavy said as he ran to meet his old pal, "Long time no see old friend."
"Hello heavy." Engineer said, "I haven't seen you sense you disappeared."
"Wait you two know each other?" Twilight asked.
"Yes" Engineer replied, "We're colleagues."
"Back to problem." Heavy said, "Robots need to be killed."
"False," Engineer said, "These are messenger, or escort bots, not Merc. bots. They don't have any weapons, messenger and escort bots and passive by programming."
"Right on my hard hatted friend." A much younger and feminine voice said, "These bots aren't made for combat. But they can still be quite destructive." When everyone turned to see who was talking. It was a small human girl being carried by a massive robot about 20 or maybe 30 times her size.
"Olivia." Engineer scowled. "What do you want."
"A deal" Olivia said hopping down from the robot, "Give me that, and I leave this kingdom alone." She pointed near the direction of the crystal heart.
"We will never give you the crystal heart!" Cadence shouted.
"I don't care for your over priced looking glass." Olivia remarked, "I want that. The horn of the fallen king."
Thoughts were flying through their heads. Not know what to say, the only ones who managed to keep a strait face were heavy and engineer. But even then, you could see the rage in their body language.
"I think we need time to think this through." Shining armor said.
"Go ahead," Olivia said, "But I don't have all day. Oh wait, I do."
The group moved to a different room to communicate.
"Why would such a young girl want the kings horn," Rarity asked, "Such an evil artifact would corrupt her."
"Miss Rarity," Engineer said, "That should be the least of your worries, If we are luck Sombra influence will lessen her Evilness."
"You got to be joking," Twilight said "Right?"
"He isn't," Applejack said, "I can tell when some is lying or is joking, be he is deadpan serious."
"Then what are we going to do." Cadence said, "If we give her the horn, there is no telling what she could do with it."
"And if we don't then it is a death wish." Shining armor said, as he started to have a freak out moment very much like how twilight was having one right now.
"The best option would be to give her the horn." Fluttershy said, "At least I think it is."
"Fluttershy is right," Heavy said, "to many robots,"
"We could make a fake." Pinkie pie suggested, "we should have plenty of materials to do so."
"Good idea," engineer started off which made everyone sound hopeful, "but that won't work. Olivia is smart enough to have that taken into consideration, so giving the fake would be as bad as not giving it to her at all."
"I think we should take a vote," Shining Armor said.
After a few minutes, they made their decision. The recounted the facts that they knew, Olivia was evil, Sombra's horn had dark magic, Olivia had control over the robots, and they were greatly outnumbered.
"We've made our decision Olivia." Engineer said
"And?" Olivia asked, "Are you going to hand over the horn, or are you putting the empire at risk?"
"Heavy." Engineer said, "Give it to her." Heavy tossed the horn of the fallen king to Olivia who caught it.
"As promised, I will leave the kingdom alone." Olivia said, "After all, I am a Mann of my word." Olivia let out a small chuckle from her pun.
"What was that all about?" applejack asked,
"I don't know," Fluttershy said, "But at least we are safe now."
Meanwhile somewhere in Equestria, Olivia was at the robot HQ.
"Merasmus," Olivia commanded, "I brought you your evil artifact,"
"I AM HERE" Merasmus said as he appear out of thin air.
"Like you said," Olivia stated, "Bring me the map to the old castle."
"As you wish mortal." Merasmus said as he took the horn from Olivia and gave her an cursed map that shows the quickest path to the castle from where they are. "NOW I LEAVE."
Soon after, back in the human world. Somewhere in America, in Medic's lab.
"MERASMUS ARRIVES ON A TIDE OF BLOOD." Merasmus said, "oh hello soldier."
"What do you want wizard." Medic asked annoyed
"Don't make me get off this operating table just to kick your a** back to Canada." Soldier said while on Medic's operating table.
"I am here to make a deal." Merasmus stated.
"Let me guess," Medic said with a sigh, "You bought some ancient evil artifact with money you borrowed from the Russian mafia?"
"No..." Merasmus said,"Yes..."
"And I assume it runs on souls." Medic said, "So I guess you want us to run around and start killing each other again?"
"Yes, and no." Merasmus said, "I come so you could buy something off me. I personally think you would like it."
"Is it involve an ancient evil creature, that I can harvest it's organs?" Medic asked
"Yes," Merasmus said, "It only costs about 5 thousand-"
"SHAD UP AND TAKE MY MONEY" Medic shouted as he threw his money at Merasmus
"Here" Merasmus said tossing the horn to the mad doctor, "Alright, I am leaving now."
"This is going to be fun." Medic said while grinning sadistically while looking at the horn of the fallen king.
"Are you done yet doc?" Soldier asked still on the operating table.
"Yes." Medic said as he went back to soldier, "ARCHIMEDES, stop eating my patient. Have some self respect."
