Twilight forgets to tuck something in when she wakes up.

When Maud Pie officially endorses the latest party game to hit Equestria, Pinkie can't wait to share it with her friends.

For all the wrong reasons, it's a game they won't soon forget.

The trendsetter so controversial, 60% of FimFic's mods ruthlessly crushed the subsequent bandwagon!

Stuff said about CAE:
"I never knew I wanted this until now!" - Xomniac
"Despite your vileness, I can't stop laughing at this fic!" - Professor Tactitus
"Illuminati confirmed." - AlesFlamas
"So weird, I reviewed it twice!" - John Perry

Rated Teen, but brace yourselves for some rather 'near-the-knuckle' humour and strong-ish sexual references. Oh my.

Edited by Kolth

Dusk Shine has dealt with many trails throughout his life. From clashing with Nightterror Nebula to outwitting the mischievous Eris to thwarting King Nymphamos’s invasion, he'd seen it all.

All in all, Dusk Shine would admit that life was hardly easy. And now, Dusk finds that his mentor's self loathing is the least of his problems as he finds himself thrust into a world where he and his friend... are mares?

edited by Saylux and OverlordCornutt

It's been a long time coming, but it's time for the Cutie Mark Crusaders (that is Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo) to FINALLY get their cutie marks. But with this mean they remain friends forever? Will there still be Cutie Mark Crusaders once they've all gotten their cutie marks? Well, I suppose to the title gives it a way, but I still think you'll enjoy reading it.

Author's Notes: Ok, so a few chapters in this will be taken directrly from my previous story, The Apple of my Bulls Eye (which i reccommend reading first as well as the other two installments). I had intended to explore more of the CMC in that story, but I ended up being sidetracked by the main story involving the Man Six (specifically the romance between Applejack & Mal and Pinkie Pie & Braeburn, plus Twilight's pregnancy). So I want to tie up some loose ends before I go into working on the further stories of the Mane Six and their future children. This also marks my triumphant return after months and months of hiatus. I hope you enjoy! Becuase the main focus is the CMC, I'm only tagging them and just putting Other and OC along with them. Will include Babs Seed best as I can, but I'm still getting back into the groove of things. Still keep in mind that this is basically an alternate timeline, where Twilight didn't become an alicorn princess. So most of the continutiy is taking place sometime after the Apple Family Reunion episode. I tagged romance just to be safe. Given how my stories go, it's not out of the question.

Twilight Sparkle develops a crush on a certain big red stallion. Applejack reveals a secret hobby of his, and the librarian uses this to her advantage.

Cover art by the lovely and talented DatWritingPotato.

Anypony would have laughed if you'd told them that Discord was flirting with Twilight Sparkle a few weeks ago. She'd never give him a chance, right?
Well, once his spectacularly obvious advances on her commence, Equestria is shocked; she isn't out right rejecting him. In fact, she may even be interested.
The HORROR!

WARNING: The dark tag is for a reason. Ye be warned.
[Other] tag is to accommodate additional characters.

EDIT: Featured 10/22/14! Thank you so much! I didn't expect this to happen at all.

The wonderful people who edit and proofread my story ^^

A pair of apex predators is visiting Ponyville. Absolutely nothing bad can/will come out of this. No siree, nothing whatsoever. Zilch. Notta. Complete lack of things going wrong, messing up, and/or pandemonium.

Just another regular, peaceful day in Ponyville, this is . . .

A secret unknown to any hornless pony, unicorn horns are made of candy. Pinkie Pie found out, and now she wants to try every flavor!

Warning: contains awkward moments and far too much non-consensual horn licking. Proceed at the risk of your horn and your dignity.

Available in Chinese, courtesy of Hell Organist.
Available in Russian, courtesy of boatOV.
Audio Reading by CaptainBron3y.
Second Audio Reading by Kanjigirl.
Featured on Equestria Daily.

Based on this story:
Pegasus Wings Are Made Of Ice Cream
The Taste Of Madness
Lyra's Candy Shoppe
Candy Is Made Of Unicorn Horns
How Many Licks?
To Prevent Horn Decay
Unicorn Horns Are Made of Heroin
Over His Dead Body
A Luscious Loophole
Dr. Doofenshirtz's Sweet Revenge
That Thing We Do
#DealWithIt
Unicorn Horns are...
Unicorn Horns Are Loaded With Calories
Charlie The Unicorn's Horn Is Made Of Candy

This story is a sequel to Twilight Verbs Article Nouns

Having defeated the scourge of news stories about her banal personal life, Twilight must now face a far greater and more embarrassing threat:

News stories speculating about her nonexistent love life.

She's beginning to get a little annoyed.

Not a one shot anymore, because reasons.

Applejack sells apples and Apple accessories. That includes iPhones now. Pinkie Pie buys one for three bits.

Edited/Pre-read by: Gemstone The Unicorn.