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Mister Coffee


Sexy Squirrels Love Coffee

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Rarity, you goof, that kitchen table wouldn't last long with him.

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7066489
Try vodka instead. It tastes better.

7066168
Neither did the divan.

7066208
Yup.
I'm trolling ocalhoun

So... how did it work with the Cakes?

Ouch. Just like Ahnold, only without the horn.

7068711
They shared a unicorn, and Mister Cake had one baby, and Mrs. Cake had the other.

7068974
More or less. I didn't actually see the movie, but I could see it having been much like this story.

Okay, I certainly did NOT expect that :rainbowlaugh:
How do non-unicorns reproduce though? Do I even want to know?

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How do non-unicorns reproduce though? Do I even want to know?

There's always got to be a unicorn involved, or else it doesn't work.

7073174 And thus we got a true reason for the unification of the tribes. Not the famine, not the weather. It was the reproduction.

7073708
Well, yeah. After they couldn't raise the sun any more, what good were they?

7075885 A new meaning of life for them. And a new life too.

PresentPerfect
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I love it. :D

Well okay then. For starters, the description is pretty much the strongest link with the original story. In the story itself, the only connection to the original is that horns get licked sucked. Other than that, it's pretty much a big WTF, although you have an interesting idea of how reproduction works in ponies. But even with this new and odd way of making babies, I'd suspect more thought would go into choosing a unicorn to do it, and whether or not the unicorn wants to.

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A review for ocalhoun's big 250k contest.
Remember to vote for the winner of the People's Choice award!
The rankings and ratings of stories in the contest are visible in real time, and you can see them here.

7223949
To be honest, I'm shooting for the worst rating prize here. :pinkiehappy:

7230831
Strangely enough, despite all the other weird shit I've seen in some of these entries, yours is winning the prize for lowest rating (and that's pretty much final, since the ratings were recorded at the end of the contest's submission period). You can pretty much count on winning that one at least.
(Of course, no prizes are going to be officially awarded until the announcement (planned for June 2nd). That way, I can announce all of them at the same time, including the people's choice.)

8568698
Exactly. It's not supposed to make sense.

Talk about a fake out. Holy shit I did Not see that one coming. :rainbowderp:

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