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Badmiral Biscuit
Sometimes slice of life is saucy.
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Rarity, you goof, that kitchen table wouldn't last long with him.
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I need bleech
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Try vodka instead. It tastes better.
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Neither did the divan.
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Yup.
I'm trolling ocalhoun
So... how did it work with the Cakes?
Ouch. Just like Ahnold, only without the horn.
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They shared a unicorn, and Mister Cake had one baby, and Mrs. Cake had the other.
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More or less. I didn't actually see the movie, but I could see it having been much like this story.
Okay, I certainly did NOT expect that
How do non-unicorns reproduce though? Do I even want to know?
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There's always got to be a unicorn involved, or else it doesn't work.
7073174 And thus we got a true reason for the unification of the tribes. Not the famine, not the weather. It was the reproduction.
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Well, yeah. After they couldn't raise the sun any more, what good were they?
7075885 A new meaning of life for them. And a new life too.
I love it. :D
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Well okay then. For starters, the description is pretty much the strongest link with the original story. In the story itself, the only connection to the original is that horns get
lickedsucked. Other than that, it's pretty much a big WTF, although you have an interesting idea of how reproduction works in ponies. But even with this new and odd way of making babies, I'd suspect more thought would go into choosing a unicorn to do it, and whether or not the unicorn wants to.cdn-img.fimfiction.net/group/vkuc-1448531607-209408-128
A review for ocalhoun's big 250k contest.
Remember to vote for the winner of the People's Choice award!
The rankings and ratings of stories in the contest are visible in real time, and you can see them here.
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To be honest, I'm shooting for the worst rating prize here.
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Strangely enough, despite all the other weird shit I've seen in some of these entries, yours is winning the prize for lowest rating (and that's pretty much final, since the ratings were recorded at the end of the contest's submission period). You can pretty much count on winning that one at least.
(Of course, no prizes are going to be officially awarded until the announcement (planned for June 2nd). That way, I can announce all of them at the same time, including the people's choice.)
Wut?
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Exactly. It's not supposed to make sense.
Talk about a fake out. Holy shit I did Not see that one coming.
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I aim to please.
My thoughts after reading this part are: Wtf did I just read?
This is indeed a way to write clopfics..
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Funny, because just before I hit the 'publish' button, I asked myself WTF did I just write?
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And it won a prize! For being the worst-rated fic in the contest.
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Actually I went to see the contest page and it appears you won two with this one
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Oh yeah, I did. I forgot about that other one. Instead of the normal prize, I got ocalhoun to write a chapter for FimFic Authors which was a win in my book, especially since the whole thing was his fault anyway.