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This story is a sequel to Unicorn Horns Are Made Of Candy

After doing Twilight a favor, Pinkie is allowed to lick Twilight's horn "as much as she wants." Of course, being Pinkie, she takes this to the extreme.

Written for ocalhoun's Big 250k Contest.

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That's actually kinda depressing since magic is her life and her best friend took it away from her. I hope it would be temporary.

7050214 horns grow back after about a week, she's fine

>inb4 the feature
Sent from my fagphone.

Poor Twilight. Welcome to life as an earth pony.

Lmao. Wow didn't see that ending coming. Loved it. :pinkiehappy: This was funny like the story I read about ponies nibbling on each others ears. Also a thought popped n my head just now. How many licks would it take to get through Princess Celestia's horn since its MUCH longer than Twily's?

I know this was intended as comedy, and it was somewhat humorous until the end.

But that end was like a punch in the gut.

Huh. So, do they grow back or did you really just completely break Twilight, by taking her magic away, AND pinkie by taking the magic and joy from twilight's life... Just because she wanted to know the number of licks to do it?

Tragedy points to the latter... But we should be able to tell the difference in the story, not with the tags.

I'll hold my like until we can be sure of it... Because as it stands, it's an empty ending :applejackunsure:

Edit: 7051605 she has wings, so it's "welcome to life as an Earth Pegasus", I guess.

7053954 Unicorn horns grow back in a week; don't worry. :)

7054694 magical pony physics says so, duh, it says it in the guide to keeping balance and disorder. Didn't you read it in the keeping balance class when you went to magical pony collage?

Uh-oh. Now Pinkie has all that magic in her. And sugar.

I ain't never made it without biting.

Funny ending but the more i think about it Pinkie might have caused brain damage to Twilight :pinkiesad2:

I should have known something like this would happen. At least it wasn't as dark as the last one. (And at least I know that horns grow back pretty quickly. Poor Twilight.) Not a bad story, really. I could have liked the counting to be in Pinkie-related paragraphs, rather than tagged onto the end of just any paragraph, but I suppose that's forgivable. It is sort of a predictable story, though, and while it tries to be a comedy, there's really only one joke. Another solid, steady entry.

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