A great evil is being awakened by an old friend.

A mare comes into possession of a box that could save the world.

Two old friends have lost all that they love, and are willing to kill each other to make things right!

The fate of Equestria hangs in the balance!

(My attempt at the worst written fic i could think of)

After losing their magic, the Dazzlings are hit hard by shame and sadness. None are more hopeless than Adagio Dazzle, who loses all light in her life and begins to sing a swan song. For sirens, this is suicide.

Sonata Dusk begs for the help of Sunset Shimmer and her friends to stop the song and keep Adagio alive, but they discover that saving a life is more difficult than saving a school, and they may not be able to keep their former enemy from fading away forever.

This story was inspired by the song "Never Too Late" by Three Days Grace.

"Main 6" is tagged but Twilight is not in this story.
Rated Teen for language and mature subject matter.

A.K. Yearling has writer's block.

Perhaps her pony friends can help her.

Applejack is a well-mannered, down to earth mare. She values her family and friends, and loves to help others. But while she and Fluttershy are lost in the Everfree forest, she tells of her tragic back story, her worst memories and the reason she always wears her hat.

Rainbow Dash, excited to find out the results of her submission to the Wonderbolts Academy, gathers her friends to join her in opening the letter.

The contents of the letter change her life.

*starts off in S3E07, Wonderbolts Academy, rated for the person I am using in this kinda-sorta-almost-crossover*

What may seem like an extraordinarily crazy day to any other pony is an extraordinarily ordinary day to Big Macintosh. This, like all other days, is the day he deals with his daily suitors.

Rarity and Applejack must struggle through their toughest challenge yet as parents: meeting the so-called 'holders of their children's hearts'.

Pffft. Please.

It is a little-known fact that all living beings are born with a finite amount of bucks to give. It is little-know due to the fact that most ponies will die long before all of their bucks could been given. But Twilight Sparkle seems to give a buck about everything, and she's depleting her storage far too quickly. This is what happens when Twilight Sparkle runs out of bucks.

inspired by the youtube video: "Not Giving A F**k" by JonLajoie

13th June 2015 UPDATE - New chapters will feature parodies of existing fanfics. No fanfic shall be safe from being parodied and made light-hearted fun of, Nostalgia Critic / Retsupurae-style!

Just a bunch of strange, illogical, and downright-weird stories that were clogging up my mentally-challenged mind, which will make you laugh, make you cry, and make you ask "Why?"

There is no plot. There is no purpose. There is just randomness. Randomness in all its...um...randomness.

You might find it easier to think of these short tales as something you'd see in an ASDF.Movie cartoon, if it helps you 'understand' the point. Although there is none.

Scootaloo spends an afternoon out with Applejack and Rainbow Dash.

Cover art generously drawn by Zaponator.