Somehow, a mass of multicolored, repulsive ponies has arrived in Equestria. The only way to get rid of them? War and cruddy comedy.

Caramel and Big Macintosh have been best friends since they were colts. However, some ponies have other ideas about the extent of their relationship.

When Applejack and Rainbow Dash stumble upon the two stallions in an awkward situation, they find that their notions are... rather misplaced. Especially considering what the mares do together in their own private time.

A parody of shipping in general, including some tropes. Consider this a late April Fool's story!

Thanks to Sir Rustbucket, Loopy Legend, Fiend from the Darkness, and Holo for editing.

Rated Teen for some language. Sex tag is for sexual innuendo and humor.

And yes, the cover image is a Scrubs reference. Love that show.

These are the results of the Fimfiction Writes Ponies! project, in which almost a hundred users were allowed editing access to a single Google document, with the final goal of writing a coherent story about colorful ponies.

This... is their story. It is the tale of Mecha-Trixie. It is the tale of Lord Apep, who ate the sun. It is the tale of the shattered multiverse, the permeable boundaries of which may cause the end of all Equestria. Rarity may or may not be eaten by a ghost-shark at the end of things. It is enormous. It cannot be described in mere words. Read it.

Go forth, my friends, and know that this is what Fimfiction has wrought.

If you want to see the original thing in its unvarnished glory, feel free to check out the Google doc, locked for editing but now open to public viewing.

Credits for The Wonderful Folks Who Helped Make This Happen

The zombie apocalype has come.

And gone.

Half of Equestria doesn't even notice.

The other half doesn't seem to care.

Picture by Alasou

Apple Bloom, still being a filly, is looked after closely by her big brother, Big Mac. Applejack starts *bleep*ing up a storm in the Apple Orchard after somepony has stamped all of the apples in one of the largest orchards with REJECTED.

Can Big Mac protect his little sister's ears from the storm of foul bucks coming from Applejack? Can he even tell which ones are curses and which ones aren't? Can he keep *bleep*ing, or will he have to find other ways to censor his sister?

Rated teen for gratuitous use of the word "*bleep*."

Thanks to ZodiacSpear for the inspiration!

In a futuristic Equestria where cybernetic implants are as common as jewelry, Celestia sends her student Twilight Sparkle to locate her five missing research aides during an outbreak of strange pony behavior in Ponyville. As Twilight tracks down the missing aides, it soon becomes apparent that a larger threat is behind their vanishing, and it seems that Ponyville is just the beginning. Can she stop this ancient evil from plunging Equestria into chaos? A crossover with the Mega Man series.

Many thanks to ChromeMyriad for being an awesome reviewer and helping me improve the fic's quality.

Luna, sister to Princess Celestia, and Princess of the Moon, has been hiding a secret that she has kept from everypony, even long before she had been transformed into Nightmare Moon...

She has been killing ponies while they slept, taking their souls to who knows where...

What thoughts in her mind have clouded her sanity, and driven her to do what all ponies consider to be the most heinous and unforgivable crime in all of Equestria? What happens when she takes a loved one far too soon before their time, and her horrible secret is brought to light?

MLP has been known for six best friends going through different adventures. What no one talks about is that original part of Applejack was played by a male. Things didn't work out after he impregnated half the cast.

This story is a sequel to Blood Moon

It's been two and a half years since the battle between Celestia and Luna took place. So bloody and fierce, but never written into Equestria's history. Twilight however, saw something amazing in that clash of these celestial titans:

A whole new sky had been created from the destruction.

Twilight, so entranced by it, recreated it, only making a few changes to it. She shared it with the citizens, who fell in love with Twilight's newest and greatest form of magic and art. Celestia however, disapproves of this creation, and in doing so, has begun the birth of one of Equestria's greatest enemies that it will ever know.

In a fit of pique, Twilight summons the Cutie Mark Inspector to Ponyville to conduct a cutie mark review of the townsfolk. When it transpires that every pony has been interpreting their cutie marks wrong, Ponyville is thrown into chaos. Has Twilight bitten off more than she can chew?