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A great evil is being awakened by an old friend.

A mare comes into possession of a box that could save the world.

Two old friends have lost all that they love, and are willing to kill each other to make things right!

The fate of Equestria hangs in the balance!

(My attempt at the worst written fic i could think of)

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I like the idea just based on the title

Hehe. The title is the funniest part of the story.:twilightsheepish:

Oh dear.

For the story to have ended up like this, you must have received many, many important writing tips to ignore.

I dunno... It's not a scriptfic.

I'm both relieved and let down, because this can at least be read and is pretty funny. Still, you can't have avoided ALL the advice. :P

Actually, this story is a 100% flawless piece of writing.

Although you forgot the humans, rampant alicornitis, and red'n'black OC.

Twi walked over to the door and turned to door on the cob and opened the door.

A perfectly worded nonsensical trainwreck of a sentence.

Well, this was an absolutely messy abortion of a trainwreck...GENIUS!

Oh celestia, This was horrible!

I love it. :pinkiecrazy: :rainbowderp: :rainbowkiss: :rainbowlaugh: :derpytongue2: :raritywink: :trollestia: :moustache: :facehoof: :yay: :heart:

This was amazing! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild:

ahahahaha brill

:ajsmug: This might actually be better satire than "The Cassandra Chronicles". Have an upvote.

wat if Cholesta, Disk-cord, Matelida, Eppuljeck und Rereti iz not kill??

And no I will never reveal what was in the box!

you monster!

but seriously, this was hilarious.

The Triumphat Protopony makes his glorious return.

Congrats, I just went through the blood sweat and tears to do this ReadingSins post. Have fun.

I DIED laughing while reading this. :rainbowlaugh: Good job ignoring our advice.

>mfw spiderses flashbacks


This fic is a paradox: it fails and succeeds at the same time.

Following the theme, here's the worst possible comment:

aw, buck it. Parody at its best, well done, well done. Laughed a lot. Thanks for posting it

When I saw the title, I knew I had to read this. And it was beautiful in its unashamed awfulness.

My only complaint, if such a thing as this can have any, is that you didn't overuse colour+race-as-descriptor ("the red Earth-pony", "the lavender Alicorn", etc.). Adding that would have made it the perfect bad MLP fanfic.

I was just looking for clop, but them i found a masterpiece, and after that i found this english teacher nightmare.

10/10 New york times bestseller right here, deserves Newberry medal and pulitzer prize and the author needs a Nobel prize

Well, there it goes. 10/10 -IGN

"It is time to

NO! How are we supposed to know what happened to the


Guess he's Cranky Doodle Downpour now xD

Never stop, Proto. Never.


I rated my immortal 1.5/5 I know, I am a monster! It deserved a -10/5.

dis is da best stori evaaaaaaarrr!!!!!11!!!1!1

The was was over

Deeper words have never been conceived of in all of our glorious history.


Funny thing is that one was unintentional at first, but I decided not to fix it.

"It is ok, we shall find him!" Said the box.

"You always find a way to cheer me up!"

I wish we could all have Box to cheer us up, although for us to get Box we would most likely have to be insane. In addition I want to know why the author didn't use copious amounts of cliche Pinki-crazy within this story/ Not that Pinki-crazy WAS needed or anything :pinkiecrazy:! NO I AM NOT USING GOOD GRAMMAR TO MAKE MYSELF APPEAR TO BE MORE SOPHISTICATED THAN IN REALITY (sorry, not sorry caps lock)


You know what?

I'm not kidding. This is completely serious.

I'm writing a story for you called "Pinkie Crazy" sometime soon.

5907195 thank you so much, I will be looking forward to it with great unease and at the same time great eagerness.

What...the...huh? I don't even...what? Wait, what?
I'm confused.:facehoof:

I think that means that you've fulfilled your purpose! Good job, Protopony350! :rainbowlaugh:

5878637 I already went over this in readingsins XD

Author Interviewer

this is what happens when you ignore all your writing tips you write a story of ignorance it was good


"a story of ignorance" in the stories new tagline.

Twi walked over to the door and turned to door on the cob and opened the door. "Oh its you" she said with a smile happy to see her.

I read that three times to make sure I was reading it right then couldn't stop laughing! :rainbowlaugh: Even when you do it bad you still do it well! LOL!


That line is one of my crowning achievements :rainbowlaugh:


I've decided I'm going to study that story as a text book on "how to write badly and still look cool." LOL!

Author Interviewer

Hi, I did a thing.



I feel like using this as proof that all DisLestia fics will turn out like this...

This doesn't even qualify as comedic fanfiction. This is META-comedic fanfiction. I approve... Now we just have to have enough meta-comedic fanfiction to write a meta-meta-comedic fanfiction...

Needs some random bolding and italics. Also this is terrible garbage, good job!


Thank you! That is a great compliment.

6446196 You absolutely deserve it after writing that piece of trash, man!

By the way, when you waited until the end Twilight's conversation to mention the name of the other person in it, I actually wanted to punch you in the face. I had never even imagined someone could commit a crime against good writing like that. It was mind-opening.

Can I do a reading of this too?

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