Princesses Celestia and Luna's popularity ratings are at an all-time low, with most Equestrian citizens deeming the pair amusing but incompetent and eager to distance themselves even further from the dissatisfied populace.
Determined to raise herself in said ponies' estimations, Celestia announces that she and Luna will participate in the Annual Amateur Hoofball League, a small-time sporting event hosted in rural Equestria. Unbeknown to her, the tournament plays host to more than teams, and one local hoodoo could ruin everything.
Note: hoofball = soccer; a post-S4 universe. Featured on Equestria Daily! (24 Nov 2020)
Glossary of Useful Terms
Roughly 30% of this story involves the playing of hoofball and uses terminology with which you may not be familiar. The following association football terms/idioms appear in the text. You may wish to refer to this list, where they are briefly defined.
Between the goalposts – (when used idiomatically) playing in the position of goalkeeper
Build-up play – the phase of play during which the team in possession attempts to create a scoring chance against an organised defence
Byline – the part of the goal line to either side of the goal
Centre-forward – an attacker who plays centrally; one who is typically expected to contribute to a team's build-up play
Final third – the third of the field in which a team's attackers are typically situated and where most if not all attempts to score occur; the attacking third
Four-four-two – a formation comprising two lines of four players in front of which two strikers play; a popular amateur formation due to its ubiquity and relative simplicity
Full-back – a defensive player on the wing; historically a player of the last line of defence playing centrally
Goal kick – a free kick taken by the defending side from within their goal area after attackers send the ball over the byline
Half-back – an obsolete midfield position; a player in front of the full-backs and behind the attackers in a two-three-two-three formation
Hold-up play – an attacker retaining possession of the ball to delay (hold up) play, allowing teammates to advance further up the field
Inside forward – historically an attacker positioned near the centre of the field
Offside trap – a manoeuvre in which players in the defending team push upfield in order to put one or more opposing players into an offside position
Penalty area – the rectangular area marked out in front of each goal, within which a foul by a defender involves the award of a penalty kick and outside which the goalkeeper is not allowed to handle the ball
Simulation – an attempt by a player to gain an unfair advantage by falling to the ground, and possibly feigning an injury, to give the impression that a foul has been committed
Striker – generally a forward or attacker; specifically an attacker at the front of a formation, who operates in and around the penalty area, anticipating scoring chances
Tackle – an act of playing, or an attempt to play, the ball when it is in the possession of an opponent
The break – a counter-attack; to break, or to hit an opponent on the break, means to launch a counter-attack
The hole – the space between defence and midfield
The sticks – the goalposts or goal frame
Touchline – the boundary line on each side of the field
Two-three-two-three – an obsolete formation of the 1930s utilising inside forwards in front of midfield to support the half-backs
Upright – a goalpost
Volley – a kick of the ball made before it touches the ground
Wall – a line of defenders forming a barrier against a free kick taken near the penalty area
Wing – either of the parts of the field close to the touchline
Winger – an attacking player on the wing
Written and co-edited by Acologic
Co-edited by Radian
Proofread by Radian and Fireman Al
Art by amalgamzaku
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