A slightly more realistic take on the "Human in Equestria" story concept.

... For a given value of "realistic."

Okay, it's barely realistic but it is a hell of a lot of fun...

Now with an image graciously provided by Page Turner, and an audiobook version narrated by multifanficaday and if you prefer it in German, FrankyDoodle has got you covered!

And a TVTropes Page!

Last Featured: 11/26/2019! Thank you so much!

This is the story of a young pegasus stallion, or you specifically. After the passing of your mother, and your ever increasing distant father, your brother has never felt safe in the cloud home. Afraid of heights and normal life in Cloudsdale, you decide to abandon your former life to start a new one on the ground, in a town called Ponyville. While there you find a cute mare that runs the local post office who goes by the name of Ditzy Doo.

After an incident with the heart of Liberty, Niko Bellic finds himself awake in an unusual hospital. He quickly learns that he is no longer in Liberty City. His rough, gravely world is about to be turned upside down.

Twilight is awoken in the dead of night, on possibly the most important night of Equestrian History. When a beaten Princess Luna arrives on her doorstep, she is sent to Canterlot to save Equestria from an unknown evil. But can she save her own sanity in the process, or will it be lost to the mysterious evil that has taken hold of Canterlot? Where is Princess Celestia, what is causing the chaos, and how can Twilight stop it? And who the buck are the -monts?

Hehe, just something I felt like throwing together. I dunno, I think it's awesome. I mean, when I saw that not many people had done something like this (And those that did, did it in a fashion...less to my tastes, let's say) I couldn't help myself! Try not to take this story too seriously, it's just for fun.
And the music is just what I thought would be appropriate at those times. Don't listen if you don't want to, but I thought it fit haha.
Ah, and one more thing. I have no editor. I had to edit these things by myself, so I apologize for any mistakes or things of the sort.

That said... Welcome to CANTERVANIA.
Castlevania (c) Konami, My Little Pony (c) Hasbro

He is a college drop-out part-time worker. He is a dentistry student. Together, they are two total twats with no ambitions to go further then the next game, comic book or puff.

And now, they are ponies. Under the names of Lucky Chance and Midnight Watch they must find a way back to the human world using their extensive knowledge of the television show, the Laws of Narrative and sarcasm.
Will they be able to rise above themselves and face the many challenges that await them? Will they be able to figure out the true meaning of Friendship? Will they be able to not murder each other or themselves while doing so? Do they even want to go back?

Cover Image by CenturionFox13. Proofread by Letedwend

link to dramatis personae

There was nothing left for Spitfire in Cloudsdale, just an uncle who hated her and painful memories of lost loved ones. The Pegasus Search and Rescue Corps offers her a chance to get out of town, see the world, do some good - and one day maybe have a shot at the Guards or the Wonderbolts! She jumps at the opportunity - and six days later, she limps into training camp.

Doesn't matter: she made it. The world can beat her down, but it can't keep her down. The friendships she forms here will get her through everything training has to offer. Will they also see her through the dark clouds on the horizon?

(Rated Teen for violence, language, some suggestive themes)