Suddenly finding herself in hell, Twilight is presented with one fact: for the rest of eternity, she's stuck in a library holding every book possible. She's expected to organize them and is allowed to read them.

What makes this hell, again?

Now has two Spanish translations, one by SPANIARD KIWI and another by Pugg-Senpai.

When a portable teleportation device is created. Twilight soon discovers that she's doomed her friends to death in three days! Now it's up to each of the Mane 6 to make their peace, and for Rarity to help Rainbow Dash seduce one very pretty dentist.

Yeah, this follows the TF2 thing pretty closely for the Rarity/Dash parts. It's such a good structure that I couldn't help but maintain it. This is the cheesiest thing I have ever written, and I am so very sorry.

Inspired by this image: http://gray--day.deviantart.com/art/Expiration-Derp-463498671

Oh look, I read it aloud too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYQRg8Goohk

(Based on Expiration Date)

This story is a sequel to Twilight's Experiments: The War of Mann Co.

Our favorite cast of hoofed mercenaries have returned in the sequel to Team Fortress 2's biggest bloodbath! Now, they are forced once again to fight against each other! But, with a newly-sparked relationship between human and pony, how will their relationship hold up when a new threat faces the company of Mann Co? Friends will be made, lives will be lost, lips will be shared, and piss will be thrown in the never-ending battle for dominance! Who will win the fight, and who will go home bloody?

An experiment by Twilight lands The Mane 6, Spike, Big Mac and Zecora in the world of Team Fortress 2! Now they are forced to shoot against each other as they fight on opposing teams in the battle for dominance! Who will win the fight, and who will go home bloody?

Pinkie Pie is dead. Now, everypony, including Pinkie, must figure out who killed her.

Parody of Heavy is Dead.

Reading here.
And here.

There’s no end to the monsters that lurk in the dark.

Ghosts, werewolves, mad scientists, cultists, mutants, zombies, vampires, aliens and more lie in wait in the dark corners of Equestria, terrorizing the night. But the most infamous and dangerous of them all is the legendary witch Twilight Sparkle, with a five hundred million bit bounty on her head.

Seeking fame and fortune, Rainbow Dash sets out to defeat the legendary witch and collect the massive reward. The one thing she wasn't counting on was Twilight being less evil than she expected.

More stories set in this AU can be found here.

Cover art is a work in progress by Abode_WTF

Most ponies aren't used to seeing the dark side of Pinkie Pie. She's Ponyville's resident party pony, after all! She's the mare you go to when you're in need of a smile. For her to lose that charm and energy... well, it's practically unthinkable!

However, not even she is immune to having a Bad Day™, and when a day like that hits, it hits hard. But if she's the pony that's supposed to help ponies smile, who is going to help her smile?

Her husband, of course.

Requested by Perfectly Insane.

Twilight and Pinkie wake up in an unfamiliar bathroom with no idea of how they got there. Can they solve this mystery before they go insane?! Or rather, before Pinkie makes Twilight go insane. Whichever comes first.

I'm Rainbow Dash and it has been three years since I became a pony from a little girls show (Yes, I was originally a human). Many people ask how a human can become a pony, now I'm just going to tell them to go read this. Honestly, I have no idea why my DNA decided to go nuts, it just happened. A lot has happened in three years, I've had strange dreams about being a pony, my body has decided wants to be equine in nature, and gone on tons of adventures with my five best friends. Now stop looking at the description and get on with it.

This is pretty popular for being my first story. Thanks guys!

Thanks to DeepThought for being my editor.

Wow. Its been one year since I posted this. Looking back...yeah ok I was a newbie when I wrote this and it shows. Geez I have improved a lot. I cringe every time I reread it. I mean just...UGHHHH *shudders*GOD I was so bad its embarrassing. I could rewrite it but I think I'll leave it the way it is as a way to show myself how much better I've gotten. Anyway thanks for reading!

When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes all we need is a little color -- or six -- to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

*6-16-2017 Edit, added Rainbow Dash tag because it triggered knighty.*