What does it mean to be a plush? What does it mean to be Pinkie Pie?

Thanks to PseudoBob Delightus for proofreading.

Thanks to Visharo for pre-reading.

The spirits of ponies flit about life, and where they choose to land, become one with others. Here are the stories of those who Change. Who become more, who meet their ponies with open arms and leave with open hooves.

After being cured by Twilight's spell and creating the bat sanctuary in the apple orchard, Fluttershy learns that she still has some bat blood inside her. And that the bat side of her is thirsty. So thirsty...

[A/N: Rated teen for mild language, blood, mild violence and sexual references. (If this ends up rated mature, there will be no clop in it. Sorry, but this isn't one of those stories. Go read Triage for that). I guess this could be considered AU since it takes place shortly after "Bats!" But at the same time it isn't since Fluttershy did still have the fang at the end of the episode, and I'm just expanding on that in my own special way. Hope you enjoy!]

Cover art by Follow Focus

(Spoilers in the comments so be warned.)

This is a one-shot, off the cuff little story written for the sheer amusement of it. The mane six prepare for the shooting of their next episode and the gloves come off. Totally intended to be silly and written as a 1 hour challenge to myself.

When Twilight and her friends agree to enter Discord's maze he could just trick them under their own rules so they won't bother him again. But why do that when he has a thousand years of ideas for chaotic fun and half a dozen grateful targets to test them on.

Includes: hypnosis, diapers, plushes, pooltoys, latex, inflation and various other kinds of silliness.

Co-authored by MintyCandy.

The ponies become very popular streamers.

Cover art by Pabbley. Thanks to brainstorming help on Discord, and to Majin Syeekoh, Samey90, and Mockingbirb for pre-reading.

Inspired by this tweet.

Note: "Teen" content rating pre-approved by Majin.

Audio Reading!

Note: The Dark tag is only there "Just in Case". I'm pretty sure nothing goes quite THAT dark, I'm just being safe.

Discord has broken free of his stone prison and has taken over Equestria. Some have gone mad under his rule, while others are either mind wiped by him to love his world, or tremble in fear from it.

All except for the Element of Laughter... She instead throws a party with her new friends, absolutely having the time of their lives.

But darker things are underfoot in Discord rule... But really. Are we all that surprised?

This story is a sequel to My Little Dashie

FEATURED APRIL 1st, 1993

It was suppose to be a normal Christmas for John McClane, spend time with his two young children and hope to continue the process of fixing his mess of a marriage. What he didn't bargain for, but should have expected, was on his way to L.A. his flight would get grounded in the middle of nowhere, Kansas.

What starts out as a annoying delay becomes a race against the clock as a unknown group of mercenaries descends upon the small town, their original plot also delayed by the pending storm. But when McClane finds a lost blue pegasus filly, all hell breaks loose.

Now he must stop a terror plot against his home country, help an innocent talking horse find hope, and make it home before it's too late. Can McClane save Christmas? Or will he have to make a choice between his family, or my little Dashie?

...nope, couldn't write that with a straight face.

Suddenly finding herself in hell, Twilight is presented with one fact: for the rest of eternity, she's stuck in a library holding every book possible. She's expected to organize them and is allowed to read them.

What makes this hell, again?

Now has two Spanish translations, one by SPANIARD KIWI and another by Pugg-Senpai.

When a portable teleportation device is created. Twilight soon discovers that she's doomed her friends to death in three days! Now it's up to each of the Mane 6 to make their peace, and for Rarity to help Rainbow Dash seduce one very pretty dentist.

Yeah, this follows the TF2 thing pretty closely for the Rarity/Dash parts. It's such a good structure that I couldn't help but maintain it. This is the cheesiest thing I have ever written, and I am so very sorry.

Inspired by this image: http://gray--day.deviantart.com/art/Expiration-Derp-463498671

Oh look, I read it aloud too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYQRg8Goohk

(Based on Expiration Date)