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When a crowd of mouth-breathing alt-right goons interrupts her beach date with Sunset Shimmer, Wallflower Blush calmly and rationally quiets them down. With a baseball bat. With nails stuck through it.

Collab with Gay for Gadot during her gaycation to Scampyville :heart:

Art source: battisipink

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When Shining Armor woke up, he did not expect to find Flam sleeping next to him, crumpled up ransom notes on the ground, or Apple Bloom tied up in a closet. But that's exactly what he found, and now he has to work together with Flam to restore their memories, navigate through their lies and friendships, undo their mess, and most importantly, not get caught.


A random comedy / drama adventure about good intentions, bad execution, deception, friendship, romance(?), and straight up craziness.

Rated T for kidnapping, alcohol consumption, sexual innuendos, and discussion of murder and infidelity.

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The girls of Canterlot High come up with a rather unconventional plan to save Camp Everfree.

It is a plan that requires them to take off their clothes.

Now with a Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi!

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You can find anything you want to eat in Sugarcube Corner, but what happens if someone comes along who wants something awful?

What you do is you take justice into your own hands.

A tale of horror and more than the recommended daily dose of sugar.


A quick comedy written in one sitting. Best served cold.

A submission for RockstarRaccoon's Nightmare Night in April: Horror Write Off

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Princess Luna has been agonizing over the best birthday gift for Twilight Sparkle. Running out of time and short on ideas, she turns to Twilight's friends for suggestions.

As it turns out, that was a mistake.

Fortunately, everypony involved will survive the experience (mostly) unscathed.


Now with a reading by StraightToThePoint.


Featured from 3-8-21 to 3-11-21, peaking at #1. Thanks, everypony!

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Twilight Sparkle has taught Starlight more friendship lessons than she can remember, and she's extremely proud of her student. But in some ways, she's jealous. Fluttershy, being the only sober mare within earshot, is unfortunately about to discover just how jealous.

Maybe Equestria will still be standing when all is said and done.


Art by Pirill
Sex tag for discussion of sex lives (or lack thereof) and general innuendo.

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Pinkie Pie starts a relationship advice column in the Canterlot High school paper.  It goes about as expected.

Picture credit: Equestria Girls Wikipedia

(More chapters will be added as they wander through the mail delivery system.)

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In a miscommunication gone awry, Starlight Glimmer has killed Twilight Sparkle with a fork.

Luckily for Twilight, Starlight's already acquired a resumé in doing the impossible.

She's totally got this.


Coverart created by Lord Destrustor!

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In the aftermath of the Ursa Incident, Trixie returns to Ponyville to retrieve her special 'Collection' from the wreckage of her cart. However, she discovers that her 'Collection' is in the hooves of her nemesis Twilight Sparkle, which understandably puts her in a tizzy. Can Trixie get her 'Collection' back?

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On her summer break, Sunset Shimmer returns to Equestria for a time. While there, she goes to introduce Princess Twilight Sparkle to her new coltfriend.

The Princess does not like Sunset's choice in partners and an argument erupts.


A surprise entry into Oroboro's Sunset Shipping Contest: Endings.


Reviewed by PresentPerfect with a rating of Recommended!

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