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When a crowd of mouth-breathing alt-right goons interrupts her beach date with Sunset Shimmer, Wallflower Blush calmly and rationally quiets them down. With a baseball bat. With nails stuck through it.

Collab with Gay for Gadot during her gaycation to Scampyville :heart:

Art source: battisipink

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Comments ( 91 )
Posh #1 · Apr 1st, 2021 · · 13 ·

so much for the tolerant left

TCC56 #2 · Apr 1st, 2021 · · 1 ·

And then Sunset Shimmer and Wallflower Blush got married, made sweet, sweet love, and lived happily ever after.

i.ibb.co/yPmwb9r/200.gif

Boo! Hiss!

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The left is only as tolerant as their own intolerances permit.

Posh #5 · Apr 1st, 2021 · · 8 ·

10749748 wow that’s so deep

memory stone's a cool guy. eh hits nazis and doesn't afraid of anything.

Wally, Sunset, glorious violence, and humor. What else could I ask?

This is absolutely perfect in ways that excape human comprehension. And I don't even care about politics.

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I thought so when I read it on my MAGA facebook group.

very gay and Christian, i love it

Latrans #10 · Apr 1st, 2021 · · 13 ·

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The best part of stories like this is watching all the triggered snowflakes in the comments.:rainbowlaugh:

I should probably read the story too. I mean, I did upvote it and all.:pinkiecrazy:

Ice Star #11 · Apr 1st, 2021 · · 10 ·

“But what if the child consents?”

Wow, I didn’t know Titty Sparkles was in this!

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It's always the liberals that accuse others of crying while crying themselves. Don't you have someone who wore black face fifty years ago to cancel?

Posh #14 · Apr 1st, 2021 · · 7 ·

10749780 you have to invite me to your MAGA facebook group first

I............... SETH STANDMORE.................

*TAKE'S A DEEP BREATH*

AM ABSOLUT IMPRESSIVE WITH THIS STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As someone who has made it his mission to combat the Nazi Pedophile's I read this story about Wallflower Blush a girl of former indivisible and green using the Based Ballbat to kill the Nazi Pedophile's with a great smile on my face, her power and strength in this story are unriveled in any story I have read except for the one I have written in where she is a POWERFUL ANIME WARRIOR where she kill's the Sphincotologists on there vessle.

On this day of APRIL FIRST TWENTY THOUSAND AND ONE I am Pleased to report that we now have a GREAT STORY that SATIFIFIE'S all of my Expactation's and THEN SOME!!!!!!!!! This story deserve's to win the Noble Peace Prize in CLiterature and to GO DOWN ON HERSTORY as a MASTURPIECE.

My grandfather ROY STANDMORE is smimling down on you from his place in HERO HEAVEN with the other hero's like HOGAN and the rest of the HERO'S who stared in the great movie THE GREAT APE ESCAPE. Thankck'xs you for writing this, Gay will surely remember and reward you.

SINCERELY

SETH STANDMORE GRANDSON OF ROY STANDMORE AND PROUD ANIME DISPLACED WARRIOR WRITER\

PS DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE IS A SUNSET SHIMMER AND WALLFLOUR BASH SHIPPUNG CONTEST GOING ON HOSTED BY SCOOBY THIS MOMTH PLEASE MASSAGE HER TO FIND OUT MORE

Always upvote bash

Ice Star #17 · Apr 1st, 2021 · · 11 ·

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Make America Gay Again

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YES SIR I AGREE, THIS STORY IS ONE FINE PEACE OF ART! 👍

Carabas #19 · Apr 1st, 2021 · · 9 ·

Purest art herein.

Latrans #20 · Apr 1st, 2021 · · 14 ·

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Nah. 50 years ago was 50 years ago. Much more relevant (and entertaining) to poke fun at the triggered snowflakes right here.

Do you think they will try to... cancel this story? I sure hope not given how much they cry about being... canceled.:trollestia:

RDT
RDT #21 · Apr 1st, 2021 · · 2 ·

story

:rainbowlaugh:

comment section

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Based Wallflower?

Go Wallflower!

It's always the nice, quiet person that seems to really have something against oppression and fascism. Sweet and somewhat disturbing at the same time but I like SunFlower ships!

The blazing hot sun

Today, while she still wore her usual sweater

Nearly passed out from heat stroke reading that one. Not sure which was my favorite part. The electric tiki torches were pretty great, as was the whole The Gospel bit, but I think the audience wins out. Or the horses line...

Posh #26 · Apr 1st, 2021 · · 4 ·

10749855 the sweater is actually a restraint that wallflower wears to suppress and contain her incredible power

it’s quite drafty

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Huh, that sounds nice. I wish I had Wallflower’s raw unadulterated Wallflowerness so that I could wear such a sweater.

Holy shit based wallflower blush?

A girl after my own heart.

Why does wall flower seem like she could go yandere mode.

Posh #32 · Apr 1st, 2021 · · 3 ·

10750022 the higurashi franchise has done irreversible damage to how society perceives green-haired girls

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Higu what. Honestly I have no idea what that is I was more referring to the fact she went overboard and started brainwashing people

*Sees title* Soooo... this is about fashion?

*Reads description, then blinks slowly and snorts*

*sees cover art, then blinks slowly again*

*sees comment section, pleads the fifth until he actually freakin' reads the damned story*

*reads story*

For the first time, maybe ever, Wallflower Blush was having a perfect day.

… And then the Nazis showed up.

*record scratch* Wait, you mean the Fire Nation didn't attack?!

It was because The Gospel sent folks to Heaven, after proclaiming Wallflower’s ultimate truth: She could kill fuckers

Well, yeah... I mean, there was that one time...

And then Sunset Shimmer and Wallflower Blush got married, made sweet, sweet love, and lived happily ever after

I think those first two were in the wrong order, judging by Sunset's T-Rated arousal. :trollestia:

This was shiny, downvotes be damned.

I was about to ask like, 50 questions but then I realized what today was and scrapped the entire questionnaire.

I was about to type out a long response to this story about my conflicted thoughts on the use of violence, then I noticed the date.

Based wallflower

Ah, the joys of April First. Although, it would have been cooler if Sunset joined in the bashing

But but what about the marketplace of free ideas??

Anyways this is Hella gay and awesome woop woop

Did they ever *squee* in the office?!

Scampy I love you so much. Can’t wait to get drunk and read this

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Don't you have your own dick to suck?

aceina #43 · Apr 2nd, 2021 · · 17 ·

very very nice thoe i question calling alt righters humans they are cockroaches

and it slong past time the mlp fandom started trying to remove them from it

I thought this was adorable, but the one part I had trouble with was this:

And then everyone clapped.

Clapping can trigger some people's PTSD, please be respectful and use snaps instead.

Dan

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I was reading Karl Popper before it was cool. (He was that kid in the 2nd and 3rd Matrix movies)

I haven't read this but I just wanted to say it inspires the idea of pre-movie Wallflower going around with a baseball bat beating the shit out of large crowds of random people and then everyone just scratching their heads wondering what the fuck just happened. Imagine the exasperation of the police detective that has to try and piece that shit together. 20 people at a shopping mall all get assaulted by a baseball bat and none of them can give a single concrete detail about their attacker, and there's been four attacks like this this week and poor fucking Shining Armor is losing his goddamn mind cause the perp is some kinda GHOST that can beat a man down in broad daylight and nobody blinks an eye.

That's the real April Fools, innit? Driving an upstanding citizen to madness with some Sisyphean quest for justice?

Man how can you even be racist when everyone is rainbow colored

Magnificent , beautiful, 100/100, The message this world need

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