Spike wants Twilight to admit it. But she won't. Because it's not true.
It's ridiculous.
Right?

Humanity is dead.
It's members have been converted and brainwashed. Its homeworld has been absorbed, and its culture has been eradicated.
Princess Celestia couldnt' be happier.

Unfortunately for Celestia, there are beings out there who don't look too kindly on xenocide. Beings much more powerful than her...

Inspired by Rush's "The Conversion Bureau: Celestia's Silly Plan"

Author's note: For the record, I don't hate all TCB fics. My problem is with the ones that depict humans as irredeemable bastards whose only hope for salvation is to convert themselves into talking horses. They piss me off. They really piss me off.

Earth's final downfall is imminent. Celestia and several other ponies watch with bated breath, as the final few acres of tainted land are swallowed. The last remaining humans are cornered in, no way of resisting their conversion.

But, just before Celestia orders the potion to be applied, the humans unite in an act that will haunt Celestia forever.

Warning! This story was written in fifteen minutes, and was not proofread before publish. It is easily my worst story. If you do not enjoy TCB or ACB stories, you will most likely not enjoy this story. Tags are accurate. There is no happy ending here. Viewer discretion is advised.

Lyra is not all that surprised when a gathering of 'a few friends' that Bonbon has set up turns out to be another intervention to pry her away from her obsession with humans.

Meanwhile, Lyra is not all that surprised when a gathering of 'a few friends' that Bonbon has set up turns out to be another intervention to pry her away from her obsession with ponies.

Both Lyras are offended and leave their respective interventions, and neither will ever speak of it again.

This was done as part of my first ever 30 minute challenge.

A human and Princess Celestia wake up in bed together with head-splitting hangovers. They have no idea what happened the previous night, and they're not sure they want to know.

This is a stupid fic, but I had a ton of fun writing it. 'Fraid it'll only be two chapters long though.

A rewrite is coming soon. Please don't read this how it stands, it's bad.

T for Teen. Violence, and Major swearing. Fallout 3 crossover, because it hasn't been done before.

This is a story about the last human after the conversion of the human race into ponies. The last human is alone but is going to continue to live and shine, even if everything seems to be at its end.

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Expand for the Music For the Parts:

Part 1 -
I'm Alone :Inception Soundtrack HD - #12 Time (Hans Zimmer)
Final Fight and Ending :Hancock - Death and Transfiguration

Part 2 -
I'm Still Here :edIT - Twenty Minutes
Finale Battle :Time - (Instrumental Core Remix)

Part 3? -
Blinding Truth :Battlefield 3 OST "Solomon's Theme"
It Ends With Me :Courtyard Apocalypse

In the many years after the Conversion Bureaus' shutdown, Twilight Sparkle is tasked by the Princesses with finding the last living human on Earth, Isaac Hamilton, and learning the story of his past. What she hears is a tale of loss, tragedy, joy, and the discovery of one's place in the world. But how much longer would that place last with what Twilight has to tell him?