Humanity is dead.
It's members have been converted and brainwashed. Its homeworld has been absorbed, and its culture has been eradicated.
Princess Celestia couldnt' be happier.
Unfortunately for Celestia, there are beings out there who don't look too kindly on xenocide. Beings much more powerful than her...
Inspired by Rush's "The Conversion Bureau: Celestia's Silly Plan"
Author's note: For the record, I don't hate all TCB fics. My problem is with the ones that depict humans as irredeemable bastards whose only hope for salvation is to convert themselves into talking horses. They piss me off. They really piss me off.
Chapters (1)
Totally unrealistic and out of character. But I laughed and enjoyed it either way.
Three people like TCB garbage.
3752184
It's the Conversion Bureau EVERYTHING is OOC and unrealistic
Now to the author, this was very funny, continue writing
Wat.....Anyways, get ready for Meow and Madness's short logistics review.......
More OOC Celestia. No thanks.
Yeah that is awesome! Planet earth fuck yeah! Moment up in this bitch!
Oh goody. Yet another 'f
da TCB' fic.
Goddamn, people, it's just a story. You don't need to write 20 million hatefics because you didn't like it.
If you really don't like the story, stop talking about it. All you're doing is dredging it up again and again.
Now I want to see something like this with G-Man
Hmmm.
Number wise you are wrong.
Equestria is a single country no? What is she going to do when she tries to pull that off everywhere?
7 trillion vs a few million? I don't think so. Still, good work.
3752635
Good to see I'm not the only one who appreciates fine music.
I see what you did there
This site needs more of these type of stories. I do enjoy it when the solar tyrant gets her butt handed to her.
I always love me a good old TCB hatefic, even if it is getting a little old.
while what
3752648 said was right, this wasn't that bad. But still, yeah, the best thing would be stop making fics about it. I won't pretend to not like the hatefics, though :P. Or not read them.
Wait, the good Celestia is pregnant? And the fathers a human?
YES! inter-species pregnancy for the win!
3753639
Who said he was the one that impregnated her?
3753669
Shut up and let me dream!
And lo, god saw Equestria, and he saw it impure...
He then proceeded to lay down some good, old-fasioned deee-vine intervention on the bitch running the place, and Satan was pleased with his new pony-skin rug he received the day after.
Much better than mine. Truly awesome work.
It's always nice to see Xenolestia have a can of whoop ass opened on her.
3753917 I think the word you are looking for is "SMITE".
3753924 Actually it's not. It's boring as hell and is very much overdone by overly vindictive authors.Hell it's to the point where I think someone suggesting that Luna be the villain of a TCB fic instead of Celestia would cause all of ATCB to suffer explosive cerebral hemorrhaging. Guess what? Chat's stuff isn't this infuriating and I read those whenever I want to go on a TCB bashing binge. Not too mention the level of fridge-horror this fic brings. So this dude marries Celestia, gets her pregnant,...and then goes and beats the hell out of an identical copy of her. That's....beyond fucked up. If anyone deserves the right to punish her it's the other Celestia who is instead put on a bus for the story.
Yes, I'm a brony... but I love when mankind kick pony's flank
Great story, don't perfect but very enjoyable
3752811
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3754309 I found it funny. We all have our likes and dislikes. Some of even like seeing the same thing they've seen a thousand times before.
Luna well could be the villain and so can Dr Zoidberg in a weird universe.
TCB Ponies (a lot) behave like the Reapers from Mass Effect, so I can't like something that behaves like a Reaper.
And yeah, I would love to see canon Celestia kill TCB Celestia
HAHA WOOO! HUMANITY ALL THE FUCKING WAY!!
3752716
That's who I thought The Multiverse was.
3752648
Because not talking about it will make the fics go away.
Yeah . . . no.
3754559 yeah same until they mentioned sunglasses
3752716 That was just EXACTLY what I thought when The Multiverse came in! XD
3754994
The character was partially inspired by G-Man.
i knew i wasnt the only one thinking the multverse was like Gman
Why'd the multiverse take fifty years to intervene?
3755617
Already answered in the story, he can't see everything. Discord was his spy.
3754658
And talking about it will make them go away?
It's just a self-perpetuating cycle of anger now. Someone gets mad about TCB, they write a strawpony hatefic that reminds everyone of TCB and how much they hate it, they go off and write their own strawpony hatefics, ad infinitum.
The only solution is to just stop. Forget the whole thing. Reread a story you like, or read one of the bajillion stories in your read-later list, or do something else entirely. Anything but contribute to this never-ending ragenado.
3755681
Well, quite a few people like Human vs Pony stories.
TCB war being the most dominate. On the downside, the Ponies in TCB (in many stores) basically behave like the Reapers from Mass Effect.
huehue,i opened it in a new tab just to dislike it twice
It does not count,but still-every and any story about conversion bureau sucks donkey kong balls
It is just my opinion,do not dislike it because you are a fucking fanboy of it or something.
EDIT: HOLY CUPCAKES HOW MANY FANATICS! 18 DISLIKES TO THIS COMMENT?!
OVERSENSITIVE MUCH!?
3753674 LOL
3755282 Also I find something here
I suppose it is 30, 29, 28
The prince is acting a little childish but it was still funny to real.
3755970
So... You hate it on two tabs, because you hate all conversion bureau stories, assuming you didn't read it... And then ask people not to dislike your comment?
Yeahno.
I'm not gonna dislike a story before reading it, just skip past it if its not what you like, say, avoid Fallout Equestria or Four Score stories if you have a hate boner, not just systematically dislike them.
3756417
I did read it :/
the idea of ponydoom is just too hilarious
3756588
Fair enough, but if you hate conversion Bureau stories, why read it in the first place? I don't read conversion bureau, but thought I'd give this one a shot. Idea intrigued me.
I can't fault your opinion if you at least read it though.
3755970
I've thought about the ending to the conversion bureau, and our ideas were nearly identical up until the middle of the second act where the united alliance showed up. Still an amusing story, *up voted* mine was Celestia was purged of all her hatred and she got to see the monster she really was and as punishment was transformed into a human woman and stuck on a rebuilding earth, sentenced to help restore what she nearly destroyed.
3758641
Interesting idea. It'd be a fitting punishment for someone who hates humanity so much.
3758689 The main focus would be a fervent, and genuine, desire to reform herself. I imagine a young woman among the thousands left suddenly appearing, obsessed with getting everybody fed and cared for. Think mother Teresa with Twilight's OCD.
Then imagine this young woman getting nocturnal visits from her old self, or even developing a relationship with a man, and actually adding to the human population numbers herself after killing so many.
Just a few nuggets that have been on my mind for anyone who wants them.
3752781
Fun fact about the song, the name of it (Attero Dominatus) is synmatically incorrect Latin, and literally translate to "Wear down absolute authority" (Sabaton was never/never is good at Latin). The correct way of saying "Destroy Tyranny" in Latin would be "Attere Dominatum", or "Atterete" if its addressed to more than one person.
I've also seen people argue if "Primo Victoria" is also correct, claiming things like "Prima Victoria", "Primus Victoria", "Primo Victorium", etc.
3757694
oh geeze,16 dislikes already?
first, i enjoyed this story, and the part with the discusion between celestia and the multiverse was awesome.
but ... i don't know, all that happenned after, mainly the human-ponies aliance comming out and fighting was strange to me. it's not the fact by itself, it was how it was handled, it feel ... a little artificial, like if their reaction was enforced in a way to make them look like as heroes even more.
and the epilogue was also strange, mainly because it's not a good idea to give so much technology to underdevelopped species.
though i'm whining, i repeat that i enjoyed the story
Within this slimy, mold-encrusted vault are items that are too dangerous to see the light of day, but too powerful to destroy; magical weapons capable of destroying the world a thousand times over, artifacts possessed by psychotic spirits, spells that could literally rewrite reality if they were cast, and countless other abominations
These artifacts and more are stored in the dank and the darkness. Never to be used or even seen.
This sounds like something straight out of the SCP Foundation.
Still the "honey I'm home" part should have been followed by "HERE'S JOHNNY!"
3752811 I don't get it. :/
3753669 later
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