I fucked 12 women at once! I got aids. Yolo lol!
"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.
I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.
"Finding it, though... That's not the hard part. It's letting go."
Welcome to the madness. And remember, goats are like sheep. If you shoot a waffle, I hate forks.
There are no skeletons in my closest. Really. However there is a tiny black box of souls in my underwear drawer... :D
A rainbow dash lover i mean i love her, i mean i has a crush on her
Name: Jenna. Gender: Female. Status: Completely Awesome, And Coco, Eh. Also, Canada And 'Murica Forever, Eh. Anything else you'd like to know, eh.
Just trying to become a better writer. Plus, PONIES!
Hey guys, its dusk! Im a sky blue pegasus with a need for speed. I enjoy making videos on youtube and hope to one day become a wonderbolt. My fans are "My Stars" Dont forget to subscribe and give my v
Problems for which friendship cannot be the solution do not belong in Equestria.
"The light shineth in darkness and the darkness comprehended it not."
Look into my eyes... It's where my demons hide... Don't get too close, it's dark inside...
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
All the world is indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers, and portrayers; each anothers audience outside the gilded cage.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
American princess, former genius, pop icon, satirist, food critic, feminist, great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter of a convicted witch, and the occasional aesthete. B) wbu
A thoroughly average Joe with an off color sense of humor.
Life is an endless nightmare. When you think you've awoken, look closely.
If I ever get good at Rocket League, I'll change my name to Terra Score-a.
[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that
Warhead-loving Pegasus, cheerful inventor, half-decent writer, aerospace hazard. Doorstoppers ahead.
Passionate writer that is still exploring new grounds. Trying out various schemes and writing styles. I hope you enjoy!
Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!