Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

"Perhaps the story now goes beyond the book." - Cornelia Funke, Inkheart

Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively. But, if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

In case you couldn't tell, my works are often written to fill specific ... niches. I expect you will enjoy a unique and novel experience.

Stories. Ponies. That's all. If you like my stuff, please follow! <3

Amateur writer, professional slacker.

Too much to write; too little time

Recreation of Horror stories to a more... Equine scene.

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

Sometimes you lose yourself in your own narcissism. That's when you find out you might be the bad guy.

*space for rent*

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

So long and thanks for all the fics!

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

On Reddit (and other places) there is a concept of a novelty account, an account named and intended for a specific purpose. My purpose is to make rule 63 versions of your clopfics. Prepare your anus.

Mostly harmless.

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

It's fanfiction all the way down.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

<- this horse is gay and there's nothing you can do about it

"I write to give myself strength. I write to be the characters that I am not. I write to explore all the things I'm afraid of. I write to do all the things the viewers want too..." -Joss Whedon

I'm a bisexual atheist from texas suffering from how lame life is and how awesome I am in comparison. (that's a joke...you can laugh now...)

I don't even English at all.

I'm just a guy who loves to write.

A writer. I try to write at least... Video games are REALLY distracting though...and work...and life...Eh. Well if you have time go ahead and give my stuff a chance ^~^ I'm a pretty nice person

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I'm the pony of your dreams... Your hot, sweaty, fitful, Rarity & ice-cream dreams.

Fan of fanfiction and intresting fiction. From Scotland.

Repora, Hakeijo, Kuta

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.