I don't even English at all.
The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™
Author of the Tarnished Silver series. I write clopfics with too many emotions in them. My work is very niche, but my readers are a wonderfully enthusiastic bunch, so I must be doing something right?
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.
The sexiest man you've ever met.
"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
I'm actually a slab of beef jerky with a top hat and a cool microphone.
Mind Control, cute mares, big plots and fluffy wings, these are just some of my favorite things!
All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.
TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous
Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.
The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.
If you know The Princess Rarity and / or RushingAutumnLeaves, then feel free to check out this account that they share!
Writer, Editor, and Shipper of Good Ships. Your typical cotton candy haired lesbian. Yes, I have pronouns. No, you can't have them.
I'm a bisexual atheist from texas suffering from how lame life is and how awesome I am in comparison. (that's a joke...you can laugh now...)
Showing you the darker, more realistic side of MLP in my writing. Smoking, swearing and being a bastard, but that's nothing new with me. Got a cigarette?
This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com
Hello. My name is Fate and I'm fictional. That's right. I don't actually exist. But I love living here at Fimfiction and I look forward to meeting you all!
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3
I'm a brony and a Pinkie Pie fan but I like all of the mane six, as well as Spike. I hope to provide some entertaining and interesting fanfics for the Brony community.