Are you not entertained?

I used to be relevant!

Scootaloo is the bestest and greatest crusader. Sweetie Belle is nothing but a dog's chew toy--one of the squeaky ones--given life, and Apple Bloom just sucks.

"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, make MLP audio books, apparently.

Struggling to live with a crippling case of impaired motivation.

Author, artist, VA... that's about it. I came here from Wattpad, and I will be updating my pony stories here! Enjoy!

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

"Perfectly Immoral Moral Person" and "Fantastical Explorer" I will not succumb to this hunger. Let these pages sate yours as well as mine. Also, I'd like longer eyelashesO_o

Just braeburned!

Hi, I write pony stuff as a hobby. As such, the amount of time I put into it varies. Feel free to ask me questions or send messages but I'm bad at responding in a timely manner.

I AM THE THREADBARE NIGHTMARE! I AM THE IRASCIBLE STOCKING! I AM THE FOOTWEAR OF YOUR DISCONTENT!

Writer and Project Lead for Then the Shadows Whisper, FiM Fiction Enthusiast and Reviewer, Lover of Ponies

Not a changeling.

The pony processing organ in my head still has some foreign non-pony contaminants.

Third-party archival project, do not contact Fimfiction staff for support.

hell yea fimfic dis writer go hard as hell i write huge stories team luna all day and week month year and century i love big stories Ｐ Ｏ Ｎ Ｅ Ｓ Ｑ Ｕ Ａ Ｄ

I'm a broke dude, and I do FanFiction commissions. Simple. See blog post 'Commission Details' for what I'll do.

AKA Theo Winters. A Long time pony fan, writer and all around wacky pony. Now with a patreon & ko-fi.

If you like my writing you can encourage it.

An indecisive procrastinator who, when not trying to figure out what to do with himself, writes like a speeding glacier. 日本語が分かりますか？

I like to pretend that I know what I'm doing.

I'm just an humble (wanna-be) MLP fanfic author and fanartist. I also love drawing fancomics and worshipping Applejack (as well as Rainbow Dash and Daring Do. In that order).

A quiet, crazy Yank who is also a hopeless romantic and eternal optimist. ... Yeah, that just about covers it.

The collective might of some of TwiDash's most powerful (and spastic) authors.

Don't tell anyone, but I like ponies.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Hazard?

- No Bio provided. Dia II is better, anyway. -

I am best moon. Suck it, Titan.

An experienced writer of limited skill and dangerous enthusiasm.

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

Fixation on death aside, this is lovely —Soge, accidentally describing my entire life

mwap

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

Cherish the thought.

"May You Read Interesting Pony Stories" - Ancient Neighponese Saying/Curse

Just a writer who lives in a small apartment in New York City.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.