The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

That semi-known writer with a few successes and an admin for Rage Reviews.

Retired, but I still check in.

Chase the sun, and it will smile upon you.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Self sure in ability or supremely stupid.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

I write stories, I hope I'm getting better as I go. Watch out for unfortunate go time and Home Alone, not my best works.

"If you write one story, it may be bad; if you write a hundred, you have the odds in your favor." - Edgar Rice Burroughs

Being sad can be fun.

I sometimes write but mostly edit. I'm also a PR for The Royal Guard.

Inconsistent story writer with too many half-baked and outdated ideas.

Guy who writes stories when he's bored. And hey, I've got nothing else to do.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

if you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back

I get too many ideas. Mostly Femslash. Lots and lots of femslash.

Makes ponies cry

I'm Comma-Kazie; grammarian, nitpicker, and all-around master of feels.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

Be sure to check out my deviantART gallery! http://mikedugan.deviantart.com

I'm not a pony, but I sure act like one.

Does he even write stories anymore? Geez, what a flufflenugget.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Very occasionally, I post pony stories. Twilight Sparkle is the best pony. I drink my tea with milk, no sugar. Those would be the important bits.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

I write the pone, I read the pone, I love the pone. I also accept Paypal donations if you like my stories: https://paypal.me/lotusteadragon