That feeling when you'll never be a famous pony writer who burns out and fades into obscurity. Why even live?

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

Life is what you make of it. Enjoy it as long as you can, for you never know when it could be over.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

A French, cheese-eating alphaphala male in charge of writing stories. Don't troll because of allergies to BULLSHIT.

The man without a plan.

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

O.F.P.

Yes.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Im Batman...err...Mare-do-well!

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

Assume that I've placed some meaningful quote here that will make you reevaluate your perspective on life in twenty-five words or less.

I type stories using my hands

My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz