Former pony writer, slightly unhinged whatever.

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

irresistible

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

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Sticks and stones, man. Sticks and stones.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

And thou camith down Krass who holdth the commandments, he pointed out thou sinners who had broketh thy rule and he broughth down his ban hammer to bare. and all was good. -ArchangelDoom

I'll think of something to say here someday.

Just someone who loves a good MLP fanfiction

Just a guy who likes ponies sometimes and writing sometimes.

˙pəʇɐɹɹəʌo s! ʎͻuəʇs!suoϽ

I try to tell the stories others tell better than me.

Doing it wrong everyday.

My name is Cain, a person who loves writing and rping. Am also a writer on Furaffinity http://www.furaffinity.net/user/rainbowsparkle91/, come check me out!

"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

Why am I still here?

Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

Sonson-sensei here, how's it hanging my precious students. Not much I can say about myself in such a short blurb but I'm a writer and artist that happens to like ponies. Rarity is best pony.

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

For the winds of kovator beeya!

Just a shadow.

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

haha rainbow machine go brrr

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.