Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

I'm odd. I dunno? I guess I'm here because some Empty Plots need Filler.

who me

I see people two ways who they are and who they can be.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

"Cause who needs a background?"

My passions consume me https://ko-fi.com/crimsonwolf360 or https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4398966 if you wish to help them consume me further. Also I have a discord now https://discord.gg/BvKqTMEnjN

My Name translates into Sapling River, so don't be surprise what my OC's name is ;) https://www.patreon.com/netapel/

"Cathredral bells struck by lightning, and in the clamour, hear their name." — Aragon

A man who has seen the world of my little pony and wishes to see what could make it better

Love is a verb, not a noun.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Just a simple reader trying to be a writer.

Just an anonymous clop artist who's trying his hand at clopfic. Most of the clopfic stories around here are all build-up, and only a little sex. My focus is different. Not romance. Hardcore sex.

I do be writing. You do be reading

Old medically retired first responder and farmer with an urge to grow in a new direction.

My only aim, is to entertain!

A fellow traveler...

Author of the "Everyday Life With Guardsmares" greentext in the Royal Guard Mare General thread on /mlp/ and the "Red-Hot Rebound" story from /tg/

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

Story status: Chapter 19 in progress.

"You can make anything by writing." --C.S. Lewis. Hope to entertain you all. Let’s all have fun and read together, yea?

A sane Voice Actor in an insane world

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

I read a lot.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Occasional writer, professional procrastinator. Since I was asked, I will do commissions.

Too much to write; too little time

Just your average Brony here to read and write stories about the show the rest of us bronies and pegasisters have come to admire and still enjoy watching from time to time.

Old enough to know better, foolish enough to still do it. Reach out if you'd like to chat. I know I do. Pony then. Pony now. Pony forever.

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

Writing for the fun of it.

Vini, Vidi, Volume Enim Mansi. (Translation: I came, I saw, I stayed for the stories.)

I'm just a guy trying to learn the craft of storytelling through daily practice. Unfortunately, I can't seem to do anything "normal", so I'm writing porn.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Rescue Sunstreak at your service.