I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.
Twilight Sparkle is best pony, OctaScratch is OTP. Thanks for checking out my stories and/or profile!
I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.
Hey, you know that really good author who has quality stories that everyone loves? I'm not that guy, he's over there. I'm that mediocre guy that's lucky to have as many followers as I do. Thanks!!!
I have no idea what I'm doing. Except I do, and it's reading/writing pony porn.
All that I touch seems to break in my hands, then it just bursts into flames.
Just a person that reads, writes, and reviews stuff. Oh, and draws.
I am Shimmering Honor, I became a Brony when a mate and my brother manged to get me to watch the first two episodes, from then on I was hooked. now I want to start to write and jump into the fandom.
the caliphate's pretty cool [hr] [11:22:47 PM] RainbowBob: I like this Jenkins guy [hr] [6:34:14 PM] Klael Cullinan: Why is it when I'm drunk I relate to you more?
What's that smell? Is it blood?!... No, it's a Snickers bar... But what is inside?
I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!
The self-appointed leader of the Twilight Sparkle Fan Club - Netherworld Branch (Please don't tell Titania, dood)
A young man working his way through life and writing for fun.
hey, if you got here from another account claiming to be me (beginning with a "V") that's correct, that's me, you are not being misled.
A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.
There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.
Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.
The first step to getting better is admitting you have a hobby.
thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies
I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.