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Vermilion and Sage


The first step to getting better is admitting you have a hobby.

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Some actions of the military are kept highly confidential, and never spoken to outside of those who have the clearance for them. Others are so secret that only those ponies who absolutely need to know are told. Secrets are kept for the safety of those involved. One wrong word to caught by a clever ear could end lives and empires. Of course, some tales remain extra-secret due to the potential for embarrassment.

Thus, everypony knows about them. Such information is classified as FOR UNOFFICIAL USE ONLY.

Document controlled by Lieutenant 'red Sage
Coversheet is Form EBF0032, and can be found here if you need additional copies.

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This story is a sequel to Nox Pacis


The north is a brutal land when winter comes to stay. Willow must do all she can do take her of her family, young and old.

A sequel of the loosest connection to Nox Pacis. This is one of those stories that she wished to remember.

Story by 'red Sage
Coverart by my little sister. She was kind enough to scan an old photograph she took to let me use it for this story.

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This story is a sequel to ...But Duct Tape is Silver


Given that chance to get one more stab at Octavia, Vinyl would take it without question. Given the chance to forget some impertinent detail like leaving duct tape on Octavia's favorite chair, again, Vinyl would do so without a second thought. Too bad Octavia remembers things like that.

Rated Teen for lots of alcohol, jokes about things mares do with stallions, and language your mother wouldn't like to hear you use.

Written by 'red Sage
Cover by 'red Sage (though the vectors used are linked in the devArt page, and if any of you art-talented people want to cover this, I'd buy you a roll of plastic wrap. A big one.)

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A few friends dragged me into doing a fifteen minute art challenge, but as I am utterly unable to draw, they let me write instead. Here is the not-entirely-sober mess that resulted from it. Derpy, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy play Heroes of Newerth (HoN). For those of you that don't know, it's almost the same game as League of Legends (LoL). The charactars are cast as the following:

Derpy: Thunderbringer/Carthis
Rainbow Dash: Zephyr
Fluttershy: Succubus

Written by 'red Sage
Cover Art by Jittery-the-Dragon

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My first request story *so excite!*

Anyways, two nights of fun out on the mesa, in pony form. First one is where I get to be the top dog, the second is where I almost walk into a mountain lion.

Written by 'red Sage

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Steel Forge is living a double life. He's the son of a well-to-do family, and heir to the family trade of weapon smithing. What his parents, more specifically his father, don't know is that Steel doesn't exactly hold true to the family virtues of being loyal to Celestia, and instead chooses to pay homage to the long-banished Luna, a practice that has been met with scorn, and even violence. Every day is a dangerous game of life and death, and every piece on the board is vying for position.

Written by Vermilion

Edited by Sage

Cover art: Sirhxc on dA

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Twilight learns a lesson about immortality from Luna, and how to remember her friends after they are gone.

Story by 'red Sage
Coverart by Isa-Isa-Chan
Inspired by too much coffee late at night, and the wonderful music of Aelipse.

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Everypony knows Buck Norris. He can break a Pinkie promise. Braeburn is gay for him. He raises the sun and moon with one hoof. No, he is not a myth. He is real, and the only reason you are still alive to read the fic is that he has spared you long enough to do so. Read it, or he will banish you by roundhouse kicking you to the moon.

Story by 'red Sage

Coverart by MarineACU on deviantart (not quite the same as I write him, but holy crud it's better than what I threw together for it)

Old Cover by 'red Sage (looks awful but if you want more Buck Norris jokes they're here...) Link

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Silence is golden. Creativity depends on quiet time to think and focus the mind toward a greater goal. Oh...and music composition is damned difficult when there are wubs shaking your house. Asking nicely never seems to get her anywhere, so Octavia takes matters into her own hooves.

Sadly, this is only the first step in a great game of chess, and the resulting prank war proceeds to break all rules of conflict in an effort to save face and earn payback. There are no limits, no boundaries, and no song or solo too sacred to interrupt -- because silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

A Christmas present for Rattletcat that got completely out of control. Tagged for sex due to humor content, not to any actions taken in this story.

Written by 'red Sage

Featured 10/14/2014, and I didn't even have to trade blood for it! Oh, and to whoever found this story by searching 'tape+mouth' as the query, that's not what it's about, you sick freak.

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A Christmas gift for my friend Chaotic Harmony, and a thank you for motivating me to keep writing. Merry Christmas to all of you my readers.

Written by 'red Sage, for Chaotic Harmony
Art shamelessly stolen from: VexPon

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