airbags
boobies
pillows
boobs
funbags
titties
mounds
tits
landmines
silicone sandcastles
cans
chest cannons
balls
honkers
melons
knockers
snake eyes
ta-tas
assets
endowments
bosom
bazongas
hooters
shooters
physics tutors
serving domes
Chi Omegas
frost detectors
breasts
coat hangers
Twi-tits
caneless umbrellas
mesas
orblets
vuluptuousnesses
headlights
hubcap collection
stereo eggtimers
cones
sundaes
tips
Pinkie pies
apple rack
busts
sun set

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As Watermelody might say, [these] are the only love gods!

I'm still alive. Here is a representative excerpt:

Watermelody’s eyes were wild and glazed like an overenthusiastically-made donut, her hands full of her boobs as she utterly failed to play them like a theremin.