When I look into the future, I see failure.

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Forget not that I am a derp.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

No.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

irresistible

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

space is a waste

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

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Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

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Howdy, I’m Burt.

Just your average reader and occasional writer. I like exploring 'want of a nail' type scenarios and fallen heroes. For some reason people seem to like my stories. Strange.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton