Selling out has never felt so dirty.

A pretend penmonkey--the pauper of the pages--with a penchant for the preposterous but perhaps a thin sliver of potential. Please, peruse my parables; you may, perchance, prefer them.

I'm nothing special, but I am trying.

yvan het nioj

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

The World to him, who sings my song, for I am the Font, the Spirit of the Deepest Deep, and mine is the first heart to beat your blood.

I am a man of logic and should not be taken seriously.

Everyone needs a little spice in their life.

Hi there. So, I'm a writer & proof reader! Do you need one? DM me and maybe I can help! Maybe support me and buy me a Ko-Fi if you wanna? https://ko-fi.com/dekaskittalz

Hi there. I write stories. Lyra is best pony.

I write things.

What fun is there in making sense? -Discord, Lord Of Chaos.

Pithy Statement

Welcome to the profile. Here I post stuff. Read it. Or don't. Either way, have fun.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

We’ll bang okay?

A random dude writing. Is it any good? Fuck if I know.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Prepare for the power of Dark Arts

Just someone whose creativity switches from On to Off, but it's actually unplugged right now too.

Do not let perfection be the enemy of good.

i am dead, yet ever living, i am humble, yet proud, i heal, but i kill, i am wrath, but i am also mercy, what am i?

i like ponies ... and games...

Digging it deeper. Always deeper.

I'm a guy who's watched the show, yet I'm neither a Brony norr an Anti-Brony. I merely watch, that I might better understand, and provide a bridge betwixt the two. I am the Knight of Space: I see all.

It's not getting from A to B. It's not the beginning or the destination that counts. It's the ride in between that matters

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Remember that one pony who did that thing at the place? That was me.

Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

Yo, Just a dude who likes Sci-Fi

Feking hell writing is hard.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

I love reading Fan fiction, and sometimes, I like creating dramatic readings for them. :) http://www.youtube.com/user/thelostnarrator

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

I'm an electrician working in Fargo, ND. I love writing pony stories, and reading good fanfiction. My Patreon!

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

I'm a pegasister who just can't get enough pony magic in her life!