I have no idea what I'm doing. But I'm glad that you've taken the time out of your day to watch me flail around like a fish out of water. Here's hoping we're all entertained by the end...
MA Research Student and former teacher. Part-time tutor, part-time bartender. Full-time writer and MLP: FIM researcher.
Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.
A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!
You are your own darkness, and your own light. You have to pick which one you give power to.
Welcome to the madness. And remember, goats are like sheep. If you shoot a waffle, I hate forks.
I hate real bugs but apparently I seem to love fictional ones.
Hiroo my dearest friends! My Avatar was made by Johnjoseco. Check him out! He is really awesome!
Owner, founder and CEO of Randomocity Enterprises(tm).
Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies
I'm a guy named Dumb who occasionally gets his derriere in gear and writes HiE epics involving space, Gods, and other silly nonsense. Also edits/reviews stories, for those who are looking for that.
Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor. ~Unknown
I am a copy of an idea in a story told by another. I am a puppet moved by cruel strings. I was told to be here.
I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.
There are two types of people in this world: Perverts, and people who won't admit that they're a pervert too. Unless you're an alien. If you are, then GTFO.
If you're looking for something dirty and thrilling, then welcome to my library~
What does it matter? I'm only registering to post comments anyway.