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Tentacle Slaphappy


Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...

Apr
2nd
2015

leaving · 1:05am Apr 2nd, 2015

I have decided to leave fimfiction and mlp forever.

Im being honest about this.

Also, im actually a stallion

And a compulsive liar.

Calling everyone poni pone was actually my way of being condensening.

I can't spell that last word but I don't really care.

I also did not think at all of committing suicide. I was just joking.

Im actually really afraid of people

I hate tentacles

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Feb
27th
2015

:D · 12:38pm Feb 27th, 2015

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Feb
15th
2015

happy Valentine's day!! · 4:01am Feb 15th, 2015

So did somepone wish you to be their Valentine? :3

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Jan
29th
2015

New Group: Group For Making Groups · 10:25am Jan 29th, 2015

Jan
1st
2015

happy birthday 2015 · 6:26am Jan 1st, 2015

"Yay!" Says the tentacle pone.

She then huggs the newly born year. 2015 looks strangely at her. It asks, "Where? What?"

This prompts another bubbly chain of tentacly huggs. "You'll give us great things, I just knows it!"

Without questions, 2015 accepts this.

The tentacle pone nudges it forward, let's get you started. 2015 moves allows itself to be pushed forward without comment.

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Dec
19th
2014

just woke up · 5:01am Dec 19th, 2014

And I feel so weak to the point where i can barely move, I've gotten massive stomach cramps, and uncontrollably twitching fingers. I think im hungry

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Dec
15th
2014

deleting the junk on my user page til I put new stuff · 8:04am Dec 15th, 2014

Yes

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Dec
15th
2014

I will follow you · 8:02am Dec 15th, 2014

Just ask and I will watch you like a human with a low attention span.

Oh. I'm a turtle now. Weeeeeeee! *scuttles away*

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Oct
28th
2014

could you search for something for me please? · 12:06am Oct 28th, 2014

I'm looking for sea chickens. They'll about twice the size of a equestrian pony hoof and are green with red dots all over. (Sometimes they have red stripes.) They look really close to land chickens too, but only their heads and the shape of their body, they have scales and fins. Also, like land chickens they make those same sounds and bob their heads like this. *imitates the bobbing motion* Please help me, im getting really hungry and I tried asking knighty-sama if he could

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Aug
26th
2014

The best week eeeeeevvvvvvveeeeeeeerrrrrrrr!!!!!!!! · 10:45pm Aug 26th, 2014

Heello poni pones! I have you tell you all that I cannot contain myself and simply sit still for more than 2 seconds. I've just gotten contact lens for the first time and I've been wearing them for about 2 hours now and I just can't describe how ecstatically flipin-lutely amazing it is that I can finally see everything without glasses, but that isn't even all of it. I have a new phone- galaxy g4! All of my friends and pretty much everyone I've ever known has had touch screen

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