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Tentacle Slaphappy


Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...

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  • 472 weeks
    leaving

    I have decided to leave fimfiction and mlp forever.

    Im being honest about this.

    Also, im actually a stallion

    And a compulsive liar.

    Calling everyone poni pone was actually my way of being condensening.

    I can't spell that last word but I don't really care.

    I also did not think at all of committing suicide. I was just joking.

    Im actually really afraid of people

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    :D

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  • 479 weeks
    happy Valentine's day!!

    So did somepone wish you to be their Valentine? :3

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  • 485 weeks
    happy birthday 2015

    "Yay!" Says the tentacle pone.

    She then huggs the newly born year. 2015 looks strangely at her. It asks, "Where? What?"

    This prompts another bubbly chain of tentacly huggs. "You'll give us great things, I just knows it!"

    Without questions, 2015 accepts this.

    The tentacle pone nudges it forward, let's get you started. 2015 moves allows itself to be pushed forward without comment.

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Feb
15th
2015

happy Valentine's day!! · 4:01am Feb 15th, 2015

So did somepone wish you to be their Valentine? :3

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Comments ( 63 )

I banged some nasty broad who lives across from me. Does that count?

Not in the slightest

No. Not me... I spent Valentines with my mother. I may spend tomorrow with my Grandmother, though! ...Her birthday was Friday!

2797898
*gives you a fluffle puff*

2797905
oh, tell her a random internet pone says happy birthday to her. :twilightsmile:

And happy valentines x ikio :pinkiehappy:

nah, nothing happened. just spent the day with my family and watching a "nerd" movie.

Happy Valentines Day!
Nothing romantic happened, but I did eat cake and chocolate. Now my stomach kinda hurts. :twilightsheepish:

2797955
the fellowship of the ring. the hobbit films made me want to watch the lord of the ring trilogy.

2797951
cake, then chocolate? Or chocolate cake? Now I want some...

2797963 cake and chocolate, then some more chocolate that I snuck when no one was looking.

2797958
I still wanna watch the last hobbit film. Love smaug. ^_^

2797978
as i do. he is a good obstacle for those movies, as well as a good driving force. also, sherlock is best dragon.

2797975
I used to have a bit of a problem with chocolate once. You aren't trying to get me into old habits are you? omg Are you illuminati? :derpyderp2::fluttershbad:

2797990 :pinkiegasp:
...what's an illuminati?

2797992
the actor who plays sherlock for the bbc provided his voice for smaug, and for sauran as well.

2798004
oh THAT Sherlock? :pinkiegasp:
Huh, didn't know that.

2798013
yeah. i was told that a while back and i didn't believe it until i saw his name in the credits.

here, here, here, and here. just doing my civil duty for today.

2797993
*more gasps*
They're a bunch of evil poni pones who do bad things like stealing cookies and handing out empty boxes of hugs that doesn't have any hugs!

2798025 :pinkiegasp: How horrible!
We need to find these outlaws and feed the so much chocolate that they have giant stomach aches!

2798018
that's awesome. I should start watching Sherlock Again.

2798023
thank you, mushy mush. :twilightsmile::heart:

2798028
we must!

... wait... that thumbs up on your comment... that means they're watching us right now! They're on to our plans!!

2798049 Then we shall talk in code!

The wolves are in the chicken coop. I repeat, the wolves are in the chicken coop.

2798054
It was not directed towards you, Slappy.
Merely showing my disdain for this holiday...

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But...isn't that what "love" is all about?

2798037
i've only seen the first season, yet i would recommend it.

:twilightblush:it's nothing my dear. i really didn't do much, so i don't think i deserve that thank you.

2798065
oh noes!! Not my chickens!! Code red! code red!!!

2798068
oh ok. You will find happiness on this day, one day, poni pone. I know you will.

2798076
I think we're thinking about different kinds of love, chad. Try entering 'fanfiction fluff' In google, and that's what I mean.

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I don't see how you can be sure.
Life likes stabbing people with frozen carrots...

Yus, I do... :3

2798110 Abandon ship! SOSO!

2798154
life also makes carnivorous bunnies pop up out of nowhere too. :3

2798454
*slaps your feet with tentacle*

2800514
there's an apology somewhere there, I think...
but yes! :scootangel:

2800522
Hate to disappoint, but no apologies.

2800535
oh whoops, I mean, analogy.:derpyderp2:

2800463
D'aww. That's adorable!



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