could you search for something for me please? · 12:06am Oct 28th, 2014
I'm looking for sea chickens. They'll about twice the size of a equestrian pony hoof and are green with red dots all over. (Sometimes they have red stripes.) They look really close to land chickens too, but only their heads and the shape of their body, they have scales and fins. Also, like land chickens they make those same sounds and bob their heads like this. *imitates the bobbing motion* Please help me, im getting really hungry and I tried asking knighty-sama if he could donate some of his sea chickens, but I think he didn't quite hear my request. I'd like to buy them, however I can't figure out how to count pony bits correctly. Also, somepone stole my tv, so I can't watch the tentacle network anymore. Anyponi who's listening, please help me find the sea chickens or ask another poni if they know where the sea chickens went. Ok, thank you for your time.
isn't there some sort of sea chicken farm or ranch that you could possibly find? 'cause, that might be one of the first things to look into finding for your quest of the sea chickens.
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But sea chickens are meant to be wild, free animals. They aren't supposed to be bound like food products... 
they aren't as tasty if they've never had freedom before.
S-sea chicken farm!
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okay, but wouldn't having them in a large posture ranch be beneficial for them? that way they would have a constant source of food, plenty of ample living space, and have some sort of protection from possible predators.
Well, I don't know about any sea chickens, but tuna is sometimes considered the chicken of the sea... bayanistore.com/images/detailed/0/seafood_-_chicken_of_the_sea_chunk_light.jpg
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-oops, I mean 
I am their natural predator and they are my prey.
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well then, guess that would explain why you can't find them. if sea chickens are anything like land chickens, and if there are no sharks in the general area of yourself, make yourself bleed a little bit. if they smell blood, they will swarm towards its source.
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*paws can several times then looks at you and whimpers*
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But I don't want to cut myself.
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fair point. besides, salt water might not be good for your blood. ever think of a possible substitute? like maybe a fish or something?
2559206 *Pulls out a knife* I'll do it.
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Resist. 
Puppydog face. 
Must.
Resistance is futile.
Opened the can for you.
colinorthmann.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Chicken-of-the-Sea.jpg
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*nervously stares at knife* did you mean that you'll volunteer your blood?
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Sea chickens are a type of fish though...
2559222 No.
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Yay! What is that? *looks at It curiously.*
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Oh. Are you going to use a blood pack instead?
2559238 Nope.
*knife turns into full double sides blade*
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true, but if they seem to be hiding from you, going off of what you have said, then wouldn't it be better to try some other fish to see if it's tastier?
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It's an open can of tuna. I'm not sure if it tastes good though. I'm not exactly the biggest fan of sea food...
Except for popcorn shrimp. That stuff is yummy.Battery at one percent
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then get off the site for now tenty
Hmn. You mean this stuff?
gwiv.com/GreatSea1.jpg
It's cooked, but I guarantee its taste. *sends it over*
Hey why'd the sea chicken cross the road?
What! You expect me to know this stuff. Find it out yourself. *mumble*Lazy commenters*mumble*.
Whatever you do, DON'T KILL THE CHICKEN!
2559638 *shoots a chicken*
2562349 NOOOOOOOO! CHICKEN!
*Literally everyone in Skyrim starts trying to kill you*
2562489 *transforms into a 2 headed dragon and burns them all with my fire breath*