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Tentacle Slaphappy


Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...

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  • 473 weeks
    leaving

    I have decided to leave fimfiction and mlp forever.

    Im being honest about this.

    Also, im actually a stallion

    And a compulsive liar.

    Calling everyone poni pone was actually my way of being condensening.

    I can't spell that last word but I don't really care.

    I also did not think at all of committing suicide. I was just joking.

    Im actually really afraid of people

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  • 478 weeks
    :D

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  • 479 weeks
    happy Valentine's day!!

    So did somepone wish you to be their Valentine? :3

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  • 486 weeks
    happy birthday 2015

    "Yay!" Says the tentacle pone.

    She then huggs the newly born year. 2015 looks strangely at her. It asks, "Where? What?"

    This prompts another bubbly chain of tentacly huggs. "You'll give us great things, I just knows it!"

    Without questions, 2015 accepts this.

    The tentacle pone nudges it forward, let's get you started. 2015 moves allows itself to be pushed forward without comment.

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happy birthday 2015 · 6:26am Jan 1st, 2015

"Yay!" Says the tentacle pone.

She then huggs the newly born year. 2015 looks strangely at her. It asks, "Where? What?"

This prompts another bubbly chain of tentacly huggs. "You'll give us great things, I just knows it!"

Without questions, 2015 accepts this.

The tentacle pone nudges it forward, let's get you started. 2015 moves allows itself to be pushed forward without comment.

"And this time let's learn from our mistakes." she says as they leave behind the casket containing 2014 behind.

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Comments ( 28 )

you do know that this is a completely wrong dialogue in the cutest sense of the words possible right

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it's not bad at all so I dunno what your talking about :0

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poor little noisy. he booped too hard. and as for what i meant, i have no clue really. lost that train of thought.

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Aww I liked 2014

Holy shit....I'm still alive somehow. Another year....wow. Never thought I'd live this long.

Happy New Year!

BOOZE YEAR! FINALLY!

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yay! btw, are you drinking age now?

2696854 Not for eight months...but I'll be drinking some amaretto this year!

2705264 Just got back from Jury Duty. HEY, TENTY! HOW'RE YOU DOING?

2705290 ...Jury Duty...is Jury Duty. It's when you're called to court to be present as a jury, which is "a body of people (typically twelve in number) sworn to give a verdict in a legal case on the basis of evidence submitted to them in court". I'm no longer required by law to not talk about the case in progress. Because I didn't have to serve on the Jury and was dismissed. I still get paid for the two days they forced me to sit in a seat for six hours, though. Yay $25-$50.

2705351 Uh-huh. It's a pretty common thing in the US of A.

2705378 So, how are you? (Or did you want to know the case in question?)

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Would you like to say what the case was?

2705389 Maybe. Do you want to know it?

2705409 I don't know how the case was ruled, (as I'd been dismissed), but the accused stood accused of pedophilia and aggressed pedophilia. It was a criminal case.

2707415 Absolutely nothing. I waited in a line for six hours.

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