*clicks feed* · 1:43am Aug 12th, 2014
D:
Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...
You are a pikachu scampering playfully on the edge of a man-made canal.
The canal was pretty old and degraded however, probably because of the lack of humans in the area. You didn't know how or why they would made such strange structures, but you found it pretty fun to play on top of their creations.
Harness all of your inner cephalopodic vigour, clench those ceaseless suckers for imminent impact, and thrust those lovelies deep into the abused openings of their physical form. Fondle their innards without consent; reminiscent of your victim's disregard for all the sacrosanct bodies of the individuals who've passed from this tormented plane or are restrained to prevent further retaliation. Plough their most sensitive regions to reflect their exploitive nature, and shower them in their
A friend gave me these options. Which should I choose.
1. DANGER TICKLE
2. a struggle cuddle
3. or a whole lot of Xanax
(Other: run away)
Edit:
Btw, just so we have a little bit of background information. The guy that asked to choose one previously tried to- actually, why don't I just show you...
Nicknames
-Tenty
-Slappy
-Happy
-Feetie (Back when my username was 'Feet' )
-Tentilly
Titles
-ponacle
On a side note, today is my birthday! I will now proceed to post a picture of Lyra being force-fed xboxes below. Enjoy~!
hmmm... this thing I'm listening to...
I am going to unfollow all 1106 of you so that I won't miss blogs from this poni.