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Tentacle Slaphappy


Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...

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  • 473 weeks
    leaving

    I have decided to leave fimfiction and mlp forever.

    Im being honest about this.

    Also, im actually a stallion

    And a compulsive liar.

    Calling everyone poni pone was actually my way of being condensening.

    I can't spell that last word but I don't really care.

    I also did not think at all of committing suicide. I was just joking.

    Im actually really afraid of people

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    :D

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  • 479 weeks
    happy Valentine's day!!

    So did somepone wish you to be their Valentine? :3

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  • 485 weeks
    happy birthday 2015

    "Yay!" Says the tentacle pone.

    She then huggs the newly born year. 2015 looks strangely at her. It asks, "Where? What?"

    This prompts another bubbly chain of tentacly huggs. "You'll give us great things, I just knows it!"

    Without questions, 2015 accepts this.

    The tentacle pone nudges it forward, let's get you started. 2015 moves allows itself to be pushed forward without comment.

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Dec
15th
2014

I will follow you · 8:02am Dec 15th, 2014

Just ask and I will watch you like a human with a low attention span.

Oh. I'm a turtle now. Weeeeeeee! *scuttles away*

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Comments ( 20 )

tentacle plz

2654456 tentacle plz stahp this madness, you already follow around 600 people, tentacle, plz.

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I used to follow more, but I got bored one day... so I want to fill up the whole clutch again. :scootangel:

2654457 well then I'm guessing this was just a troll post then goodbye

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Tenty was actually already following you. You can't do double follows, silly poni pone. :derpytongue2:

2654495 hahahahah didn't realize that!:rainbowlaugh:

...Wow. Again? Huh.

Holy shiet, the tentacle monster's still alive! :rainbowderp:

*Insert here manly man fangirl squeak* :yay:

BULLSHIT, turtles don't scuttle.... Crabs scuttle, and itch.

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I decided to login this account one more time and then I remembered how much fun it was having no restraints :pinkiecrazy:

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but I can scuttle, hatty... I can even run too! :scootangel:

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hiya poni pone! how have you been? how is your little helper?

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b-but... those aren't tentacles... :raritycry:

-scuttled onto the pedestal - I am best turtle pony!

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Partially alive.

Sadly.

:trixieshiftleft:

And thou? :rainbowkiss:

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